Hey, if you haven't tea-bagged your peers in half a decade, you probably weren't using the handle anyway.
The fact that Microsoft was one console generation behind Sony's PlayStation hardware informed the decision.
Gears of War 4 for PC boasts 28 features (and counting) as of July 22.
When you have a top-of-the-line hacking deck armed with a 56.6k modem and a staggering 256k RAM, it means just one thing: you answer only to the highest bidder.
The announcement will be made during an upcoming stream scheduled for late this Thursday night / early Friday morning.
Now family and friends can help you make decisions in your adventure games.