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• hahahaha : MercFox1
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  rofl : Godhatesfatpeople
  • Maybe it would help if you used one of your abilities. Ha ha, just kidding. Press that button and you'll : Godhatesfatpeople
• While you're cheering your creeps on from a distance like the world's most awkward and ineffectual basket : Serpico74
• Yeah this is a pretty great summary of how it feels to try to learn dota : Xevo
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  Pretty funny, but fails to capture the amount and nature of the abuse hurled at you from the moment you s... : Adm.Snackbar
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    I find most of the dota2 players are very forgiving and most do want to help out with new players, There ... : okellyc
    • It does seem that way. I think I'm just playing with noobs though. : crummynz
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      Yeah some of them are pretty chill. I was playing NP and I kept accidentally capturing a Dark Seer in my... : Malku
      • I think I was the Dark Seer in question (or there's another Prophet out that in shackland that loves to p... : bolange
    • I suppose I'm using "Dota" generically. I haven't made it into the Dota 2 beta, but I remember pubbing in... : Adm.Snackbar
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    I had a dude in LoL 0/5/3 bitching me out for feeding at 1/6/2. I GUESS? Technically? : AxeMan808
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      I'm sure you know this, but # of deaths doesn't determine whether or not you're feeding. : eonix
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        Well, I didn't die all to the same person, if that's the definition. 3 or maybe 4 diff people. My point i... : AxeMan808
        • Maybe you fed someone who then went and killed him! Feeder noob! : the_burd
      • http://imgur.com/LmzRs : captain hampton
      • Really, good sir. Do tell. I wish to subscribe to your news letter. Please explain. : WhiskeyFist
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      You were feeding and so was he : grandmasterlee
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        You were there, I think? Again, the point was THAT DUDE calling ME out. : AxeMan808
        • Well, the game becomes much easier when you don't care what people say. You know you are sucking, doesn'... : grandmasterlee
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    I embrace the abuse. What's the worst they can do? Type shit? Put on your troll face and have fun. : Porkasaurus
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      The worst they can do is make your game end faster, which is only more of a benefit to you. You just gott... : Xevo
      • lol so true. : handofthrawn
• This is the best guide I've ever seen. EVER. : .ka`boom.zZz.
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  I understand that the game has tons of units/spells/etc so it's hard - but the interface isn't even intui... : sanchez
  • lol ur dumb : Godhatesfatpeople
  • Yeah the UI is still pretty bad, but getting better. Last Nov/Dec it was absolute garbage and Valve said ... : Xevo
  • Coming from HoN/LoL I think the DOTA 2 interface is awesome. Love the style of it too. Only thing I fi... : Chipwarrior
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  Does DotA2 have a tutorial or learning AI skirmish to get up to speed? : MeestaNob
  • You can play vs bots in Private matches by yourself or with teammates, however the bots are pretty shitty... : Xevo
• haha this is gold. I jumped in this weekend and boy was I headless, even after HON and LOL. I knew wh... : gebz
• Very good read, I lol'ed a few times. Bad thing is though, I understand what he means and I agree. : Bamii
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  Killing Roshan with Ursa + one other before the game starts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztj89wHuKIg : Alco23
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    they pick Ursa you pick Omni, GG usra : okellyc
    • I'm not seeing how Omni is a hard counter to Ursa. Force Staffs and Eul's do a good job of preventing him... : mathyou
• Playing HoN was like being in an abusive relationship : action roommate
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  Dota seems really fun. I'm 1-2 in my matches but I have a firm grasp on gameplay. The only thing that get... : DM7
  • Probably the most important thing to think when you're building is not just about your hero vs X hero. Yo... : Xanthos

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• Oh god, what to say. : Mr. Goodwrench
• Tell him I said Rampage fucking 0wns and that I have excellent taste in film. : dognose
• Kick him squarely in the junk. : greenbergMD
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  Now is your chance, Mantle. Don't fail us. : VictoriouSecret
  • yes, kiss him : shirif
  • yes, tickle him : Sailor of Fortune
  • yes, bite him : Navy Spitfire
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    yes, ask who he is related to *shock* he is part of the family *shock* isnt uwe boll *shock* he is not pa... : SniperWolf22
    • This makes me think of that time back when I was in college that some dude he vaguely resembled John Rome... : Vorlonesque
• pics or it never happened. : Masem
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  So, how are you related? : lpearl
  • He's married to my distant aunt. : Mantle
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  Tell him you loved it when he beat up those people from the internet and you're a big fan of his work. : Portax
  • say what you will about his movies, but he cast good looking chicks in them. : shirif
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  We can't spawn on you, youre gonna have to do this alone, kid. : Metatron85
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    why are you at Uwe Boll's family reunion? : DewFuel
    • meant for op =\ : DewFuel
    • He's at my family reunion. : Mantle
• ask him when DNF starts filming : phokz
• You need to punch him in the testicles as hard as you can. : Ormsbee
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  why is he at your family reunion? : not5am
  • It's him : shirif
• Is he making jokes about jew gold? : Fenring42
• Challenge him to fisticuffs. : deject
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  Ask him what it's like to be responsible for the holocaust of cinema. : Fred Garvin
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    nah. people care about the holocaust. he's more like the armenian genocide of cinema or something. : dirge23
    • serious inappropriate lols here : ArcKnight
    • Hahaha. Perfect. : Ormsbee
    • oh my lol : yosemiteclimber
    • Haha. : Senate5000
    • Oh my LOL : Zero|DPX
    • Fantastic. : Neural Imbalance
    • Damn. : NeonGames_Kevin
    • Oh, well, France might ban him then! : SpaecKow
    • Oh damn! Perfect : Alco23
    • thank you for morning lols. : shaft
    • lol : twifosp
• LOL this is why I love the Shack! : AltZero
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  Ask him if he goes bowling a lot. : ant_hillbilly
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    "You bowl?" : DrFlammable
    • Again! The need for the rimshot tag! : Firefly1985
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  Explain. : Dr_Cube
  • Nevermind. : Dr_Cube
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  Ask him what his next direct to dvd film is. : OutlawSundown
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    It's something 4. Like dark rain or something? : Mantle
    • Blood rayne? : Simulacrum
• Ask him if he really did like Dave Foley's cock that much : shavenewok
• Don't forget that he's a boxer. : aasyranth
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  Apparently Uwe doesn't like Chinese food very much. : Mantle
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    Ask him what his favorite game is. : filthysock
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      I did. He said he doesn't like games and doesn't play them unless he's doing a movie on it. : Mantle
      • i bet he doesn't even play them if he does a movie. He probably looks at the cover art, adds some tits an... : filthysock
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        He doesn't like games... it all makes sense now. : OutlawSundown
        • Seriously. It explains everything. : Dr_Cube
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        Ask him what his favorite movie is. : enyakk
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          I don't know what his favourite is, but he was very excited about this movie coming out about nazis that ... : Mantle
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            omg what is it called? I have to see this : Degenerate
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              Iron Sky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc Looks kinda campy, I will see it. : Juno
              • omg this is gonna own : Degenerate
              • Oh yeah, LAIBACH is making music for this! : Kub666
              • what ? : BigT
              • Holy shit. hahahah : phipple
              • yeah, so good! : Flinz
            • Iron Sky : hanged_man
          • Can you blame him? http://youtu.be/Py_IndUbcxc?hd=1 This movie is gonna own. : ColoradoCNC
      • That explains a lot. : RageQuit
    • http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/12/18 : Fred Garvin
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  For some reason i read this as Manute Bol. Then i thought wtf he is dead. I was confuzzled. Fail : Iwannaacura
  • I read this as Usain Bolt. At least he's alive. : smoove
  • i read it exactly the same : lakren
• Challenge him to a boxing match. : PointlesS76
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  He was very proud of the fact that his movies make money and was shameless about how poorly they were rev... : Mantle
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    To be honest, if people would pay me to make wretched, shitty movies, I'd do it. I'll make Sharktapus vs.... : LilCrypto
    • Yes but the problem is he does care. He gets upset at bad reviews. He gets offended at Internet critics. : Schnapple
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      I would probably watch Lesbian Witch Queens 2 without being paid as long as it was 90% sex scenes. : OutlawSundown
      • I'd sign up for Cyborg Ninja Pimps from Hell too TBH. : node
      • have you seen this? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1020885/ it's not the best movie but it's definitely e... : dantastic
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    I thought they didn't make money and used some German Tax loophole about film funding or something. : theghostofsmdever
    • Yea it's basically a big scam and if his movies were actually profitable he'd be ruined. : twifosp
• Ask him if Kristanna Loken's boobs are as nice as she wants me to believe. : kagath
• say whatever you want about him but rampage was a great movie and i wish more movies had endings like tha... : Skidpan Stu
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  I wanted to ask him his views on piracy but my cousin kept interrupting to put him on a pedestal. Apparen... : Mantle
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    That would be an interesting question to hear him answer, BUT YOU STILL NEED TO PUNCH HIM IN THE NUTS. : Ormsbee
    • After the beating he laid down on Lowtax and some others, I think I'd only punch him in the nuts if I kne... : o0JediBeavis0o
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  Ask him to make a movie for Counter Strike maybe people will start hating that shitty game and stop playi : hanged_man
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    Why do you care who plays it? Sounds more like you just sucked at it. : bundy
    • I HATE YOU : hanged_man
• Pictures to confirm please. Middle finger optional : kaijuseijin
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  Rampage is a genuinely good film. Whether on purpose or by accident, its tastelessness and student film ... : Chipwarrior
  • Hell yeah, that was strangely good. It was some kind of fluke. : CrustaR
  • I quite enjoyed that film. : gmd
• ask him to apologize : razorblade79
• He has made some terrible movies for sure, but Postal and Rampage were both entertaining. : Poor Yurik
• Apparently you should have told him that the Internet hates his video game movies but loves Rampage. Mayb... : Mecha Tofu Pirate

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  i am going to do nothing in march except play this game : wtf242
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    I have yet to finish ME2, so I'll have to do that first. : Fred Garvin
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      Dude! You gotta finish ME2, the ending is EPIC! : grendel
      • My mountain of unfinished games taunts me. : Fred Garvin
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        Epicly dreadful? I loved ME2, but that final boss is just terrible. : peanut-
        • ok the final boss isnt super the everything up to that and after that is great. I'm not much of a boss f... : FreshwaterAU
    • I haven't even finished ME1 :( : shaft
    • really though, even with your other gaming piles, the ending of ME2 is fantastic. : FreshwaterAU
  • Thanks BioWare, a month without wtf posts! : Nixx2004
• There may be a few people there, but not because they *have* to be. It passed cert on most sku's a bit ag... : BioSector
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  I'm not sure if I can resist not playing the demo later this week. I don't like the idea of having to wai... : Mmmmmoo
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    Remember February is short. : Vegtro
    • not as short as last year. this is a leap year! : Mmmmmoo
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  I think I might actually wait for a large portion of the DLC to come out first, I never end up going back... : nevlos
  • I'm waiting for non-orgin gory. Spent way to much on dlc last time. Hate bioware credits. : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
• I was considering resisting picking up the game but I'm too much of a slut for Mass Effect. I've got save... : ughhhhhhh
• I'm pretty sure my wife pre-ordered me the CE, so you shouldn't get it - I have a track record of buying ... : Barleywine
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  ERECTION CONFIRMED. : nakor_
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    ASSUMING ERECT CONTROL : GloriousCow
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      Mass Erect Three : ughhhhhhh
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        Surprised there isn't a Parody about this yet. I guess they are going through the movies first then to v... : Vegtro
        • That one chick who loves doing makeup but never got looked at by Hollywood could have a chance to really ... : deject
    • THIS HURTS YOU : TastyWheat
• My 360 saves for ME2 were deleted. Guess I need to fire up a couple playthroughs to get ready :D : breadsticks
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  I have had Mass Effect 2 installed for years and I have never even played it! : Metatron85
  • GET THE FUCK OUT : TastyWheat
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    It's probably in my top 10 list of all time and has a soundtrack I listen to on a regular basis. : Barleywine
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      Really, the top 10? Everyone says this, and while the opening and ending were great, and there were a lot... : exit button
      • The entire middle section of the game felt like filler. Can't see myself ever wanting to replay it becaus... : Beady
    • name some other games in your top 10 : umegastar
  • Come on... it's fun! Really! : five_percent
  • The last 30 minutes epitomizes the term epic. It's a damn good game, despite its flaws. : bipolar
  • Look in the mirror, and stab your own face off. : deject
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  I kinda feel bad because I really want to play the game, having loved ME1 and 2, but I just cannot stomac... : Vincent Grayson
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    Then buy a physical copy. : saunders45
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      I have been thinking about this too, although it'll make you install Origin anyway right? : five_percent
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        Who knows. It may not have all the features of steam, but it's less intrusive, and I've yet to have an ou... : saunders45
        • Intrusive is the wrong, I meant smaller footprint. : saunders45
      • Yeah but its about the revenue stream. If enough people would rather buy a retail box than use Origin the... : deject
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    Yeah. Shit sucks. Should be on other digital distributors too. Still waiting though, regardless : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
    • It's on D2D and Amazon. : saunders45
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  Going gold doesn't work the same way as it used to. That just means it passed cert, which means it was su... : jason bergman
  • Don't take this away from us, bergman! : Home Nugget
  • Thanks Debbie Downer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ_R-G_i4Xk : whistletits
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    But Jason, according to every developer ever, this is the time they get all that day-one DLC done! Are... : LoioshDwaggie
    • Submission for DLC is a different process, so it's entirely possible that some developers are using the t... : drhazard
• Maybe this time I'll get see some awkward fucking, third time's a charm. : filthysock
• Wouldn't be surprised if this came along with DLC associated with a jewelry store. : 0mar
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  Sweet. I wonder what DLC they unlocked. : EricZBA
  • I will be unlocking DLC on my way to work today. : The Grolar Bear
  • It's taking too long! Must have game NOW! : dnagenome
• Is this the game where I have to post on facebook to finish a quest? : wurt
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  HIJACK! Which sick ass pre-order exclusive are you guys buying? I'm think of getting the Facebook one. : Dschinghis Khan
  • the $5-10 sale one that happens in a year or two :) : shaft
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    None, I refuse to preorder. : LoioshDwaggie
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      How the hell else are you gonna get your sweet gamer cred? : Dschinghis Khan
      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHWjlCaIrQo#t=3m36s : LoioshDwaggie
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  Everyone who hasnt played Arrival should do so now. I dont know what they'll do in 3 that would fill in ... : dantastic
  • Should probably play shado broker too : dantastic
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  I can't wait to continue my romance with Jack : whistletits
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    I never got the Jack hate. She's interesting. : deject
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      I didn't get the hate either but I despised Jacob for some reason. He was just so boring like Kaidan fro... : melkore
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        Its because he looks vaguely like Kanye West. And you secretly hate Kanye West. : squigiliwams
        • It's true! Oh my secret is out! His loyalty mission was at least kinda interesting since you meet his : melkore
  • hell yeah my fem shep lez'd the shit out of her. : papaskot
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  I'm scared this game will be a shell of its former self.. I love the ME series, it borders on my favorite : HL3dsx
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    Based on what I've seen in screenshots and videos, there's a lot more customization in ME3 than there was... : Mmmmmoo
    • Yeah, they've added way more options in this one, as shown in screenshots and such. As long as the invent... : saunders45
• I need to go back and do that DLC where you only play Shepard and it sucks. I got bored really quick. : Rauol Duke
• REPLY TO ALICE because this is as good as a place as any. Also applicable to the thread. I lost my ME : squigiliwams
• I hope that in 5 years, when I finally finish ME 1 and 2 because I keep buying shit on Steam, they will f... : Mecha Tofu Pirate
• I'm pretty stoked. This game is pretty much the only game I'm eagerly anticipating this year. In fact I'... : The Grolar Bear

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• a great achievement ;P : spiderfill
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  nope : boring gegtik
  • I'm with you. I do 't even bother looking at them since left4dead. : erebus
• no : wtf242
• My favorite in game achievements were in Crackdown 2 where the narrator guy goes "You just did X. That's ... : Fenring42
• you are high as a kite : MercFox1
• They're fine. They reward a different, more arcadey play style than I care for, but it's still neat to ge... : Orange Pylon
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  Fuck no! They annoy the piss out of me now. : greenbergMD
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    How the fuck do they annoy the piss out of you? They aren't any different than points from games in the 8... : ArcKnight
    • It depends on the game. I'm fine with them in more arcadey or action games but it's weird seeing them in ... : Mecha Tofu Pirate
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  I'm completely indifferent to achievements. : Wisp!
  • I've become indifferent except in cases where they encourage lazy design or are poorly executed. Adding c... : drhazard
  • Me too. : deject
• As a gamer I love them, as support I absolutely despise them. : slax0r
• So close to 100%ing skyrim. Pick 6 more pockets and do dark brotherhood for the last 2. : dantastic
• while I generally would disagree. Your arguments for achievements are so well thought out and incredibly ... : hanabal
• Their full potential has yet to be realized. : Dr_Cube
• I like them when they're pretty creative otherwise I'm somewhat indifferent towards them. : OutlawSundown
• Unless they unlock something I don't care. : NFXFSX
• I like them, but don't go out of may to earn them. : bombay
• Hats are the best. : yosemiteclimber
• I like em. I just 100%'d psychonauts and I'm sure I got more out of it this time than the first time when... : Sze Ior
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  Achievements, done wrong, do little to improve a game. Achievements, done right, make you want to fin... : Masem
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    Crackdown got this formula right. Most of their achievements were doing stupid crazy shit that wasn't p... : DrZettl
    • I like it when there are secret. It's good if there's milestone achievements though. : Sailor of Fortune
    • Exactly. Climb to certain heights, rocket juggle enemies. so many fun achievements. : riptyde
  • skyrim's are all possible if you choose to put the time into them. these are the ones i like. i really ... : dantastic
• I like them, dunno, probably the OCD in me. : mojoald
• I really wish you could turn them off. : aasyranth
• No, achievements were a great thing that happened to gaming. : PenicillinX57
• never once, in all the games i play or have played ever cared about achievements - i've never looked at t... : jane911
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  The 360 achievements pop up in such an ugly way (audio + graphics) that I don't care about them. When the... : enyakk
  • im pretty sure you can disable the popups : dantastic
• were a great are the worst : romulan
• invalid : jim bone
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  I agree; I really like them : OverloadUT
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    Also I literally laugh when people bitch about them. They're such an ignorable game element if you don't ... : OverloadUT
    • (I give a pass for complaining about obnoxious implementation of how they are presented, like if you don'... : OverloadUT
    • I laugh too, but I do it figuratively, not literally : MaxPete82
    • Dungeons Of Dredmor doesn't even tell you you got an achievement. You have to go look it up in your Steam... : AxeMan808
    • well for one thing I would like to separate them, I would like to have achievements for actually finish t... : BigT
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  They're fine in single player games. In team-based multiplayer games, they can, and often to, encourage b... : noxiousgg
  • so true, achievement farm servers somewhat help by corralling obsessive people but its still a problem. : hanabal
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  We wanted to do some for Chrome and got to the point of putting together a spreadsheet with like 50 ideas... : Zero|DPX
  • Seems like a pretty dumb thing to put in a browser unless it was an extension. : boarder2
• most normal people would agree. (note that the loud crowd here is anything but normal) :P : rasputinreborn
• Yep, I love them. Not sure why, really, but I do. : ColoradoCNC
• I think achievements were a good idea that has run amuck and outlived its welcome due to implementation. : pixelat3d
• Achievements being put in every god damn game are starting to wear on me. There is a time and place but I... : Total Exodus
• Acheivement Unlocked - Is it glue yet? - You've beaten the dead horse of bitching about achievements and ... : rosewood
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  Just like QTE's and chest-high wall cover systems : Godhatesfatpeople
  • Achievements, QTEs, and cheat high wall cover systems... One of these things is not like the other. : rosewood
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  I don't understand the need to get all 'achievements' in a game. The drive to collect every coin, etc. : meesterbill
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    I think it functions as a logical replacement of the old arcade game and NES/SNES days where a lot of gam... : Vincent Grayson
    • Yoshi's Island did it right. Get all the achievements and unlock ten hidden levels. : dognose
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      Yeah I understand the challenge of beating a boss with minimal gear, but most of it seems so tedious to m... : meesterbill
      • I'm generally the same way, but if I really love a game, I like the addition of suggested challenges that... : Vincent Grayson
• Stats are the worst. : moe6
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  I'd rather have cheat codes back. : dognose
  • dognose video games today are honestly so fucking easy you really don't need cheat codes anymore. : Dschinghis Khan
• funny thing, for some reason (can't remember why exactly) I glanced through my games list on my Xbox last... : BigT
• Done right they're pretty damn fun. GTA and Valve games come to mind. : Dontdrop
• Going to go ahead and disagree here. The original crackdown was - looking back - a very boring game by to... : .ka`boom.zZz.
• I'm not sure how I feel about them. I guess my reward-center lights up a little bit, and I enjoy fun lit... : Clone42
• Not achievements, but Crash Bandicoot 3 made me get all the diamonds because it was hard as fuck. : umegastar
• They're a fun idea that is generally used very badly. : MeestaNob
• The only game with achievements that I ever cared about was Plants vs Zombies. In almost every other gam... : dysfunctional
• I can't agree with the OP on this one. They're pretty vapid and silly, overall, imho. I look at them as... : wytefang
• Basically, we traded nice manuals for achievements.. : watcherxp
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  Hate them. Encourage OCD bullshit. I would ignore them entirely, but they keep popping up while I am pl... : MamiyaOtaru
  • Just turn off announcements. No more pop ups : riptyde
• fuck optional, modern, high scoring systems. RAAAAAARRHAHAARHAHRRAAA : dantastic
• Achievements during the seasonal steam sales are addicting. Its the only time I play some of my back coll... : Sir_Shaggy
• depends on the game and level of achivement. in Torchlight the achivements get to thelevel of impossible... : FreshwaterAU
• Yep I like them : Begawkiness
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  Yes, I like them too. : mancide
  • Hahaha you are the biggest fan I know. : Nitrium
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  I like the way XBL does them with the gamer score, they keep me aware that I'm building something, and so... : Slowtreme
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    The issue I have with the Steam achievement system is there is no limit to them. Fucking games can have 5... : mancide
    • Well XBL does some stupid shit too. You could 100% the game, and then they add DLC and all of a sudden yo... : Slowtreme
  • I actually dislike a gamer score since the difficulty of achievements varies so much from game to game. T... : Mecha Tofu Pirate
  • What are you building? they keep me aware that I'm building something : Arcanum
• I really like achievements, but I mostly play SP games. I think MP achievements is generally a very bad i... : qwpeoriu
• achievements directly led to the garbage that is so prevalent in multiplayer games nowadays with unlockab... : 0mar
• Yes if you make a good game, then go back and add cheevos. No if you make a cheevo-getting game. ... : cerealSAM2