hm I should get to sleep. But yet

Even a stone-faced hitman needs to unwind from time to time.

Lord GabeN is out of control

The publisher behind PUBG is leaving no stone unturned in its pursuit to fully explore the “dense” lore behind the battle royale.

It was an asteroid mining mission gone awry. 42 years ago, the Russian Space Program launched the spacecraft Vulka carrying 2 kosmonauts to the asteroid belt. The mission was to investigate the mining potential for precious metals and rare-earth materials and report back to Earth. Things began fine as the two kosmonauts managed to locate extraordinary amounts of data. After a slew of technical failures the mission went awry. Vulka stopped transmitting 31 years ago and the astronauts were presumed dead by the international community. The Russian Space program and NASA gave up on hope of ever collecting the data from the missions, or rescuing its' heroes. However with recent advancements in radiosonic technology, a signal was in fact picked up, and spurred an emergency NASA mission to rescue the stranded kosmonauts floating in the asteroid belt. Shacknews has statements from space pilot Dmitri Kuznetsov, the only surviving member of the mission. Mr. Sleepy, Amateur Gaming Journalist reports.

The newest Resident Evil Village gameplay trailer featured entire minutes without the tall vampire lady antagonist the internet has quickly taken to referring to as “waifu material”.

Like a rising phoenix or a festering mold (definitely one of the two) we’re not going anywhere anytime soon, but that shouldn’t stop you from pursuing your own path.

You want more gaming satire, you got it! Be careful what you ask for, motherfucker.

These guys are super dumb and desperate, but you do you, GOP.

The political climate in the United States is still dicey following last week's failed coup attempt, but that hasn't stopped jackholes in Ohio with Trump yard signs.