Controversy over the hygienic habits of the protaganist "Aloy" in the video game "Horizon: Zero Dawn" is reaching a veritable peak, and here at Shacknews we aim to cover all aspects of the story. Mr. Sleepy, Senior African-American correspondent reports from within a VR simulation of Horizon: Zero Dawn, the action video game. Apparently Aloy, a cavewoman, has a hygiene problem, and it is bothering the mechanical beasts from within the game. 

It was a tight race.

Nature therapy.

PC Gamer's "Game of the Year 2020" Death Stranding, written and directed by Japanese man "Hideo Kojima", continues to stir controversy in the video gaming world. Teased in a series of short-films for over 3 years, Death Stranding's plot, narrative style and gameplay, and soundtrack were shrouded in secrecy and unknown to fans until just weeks before delivery to the PS4. The game has enjoyed critical and financial success, but has recently come under fire by the Black Metal community for it's lack of a black metal soundtrack. Mr. Sleepy reports from the southern state of Hulmington, South Carolina, population of 10,000.

We reached out to Midway Interactive CEO "Ed Boon" who declined to comment. Midway shareholders will hold a meeting on whether to sever ties with Sub-Zero (born Bi-Han of the Lin Kuei tribe) over comments made on the social media platform which has over 80 thousand users. 

It’s been three long years since Nintendo last released a game in the Luigi’s Mansion series and, with impatient, entitled, unmarried fans beginning to give up hope of another, the announcement that a sequel was coming to Nintendo Switch was very welcome news indeed. The coronavirus pandemic has hit the Mario family hard. Luigi and Mario's plumbing business went completely bankrupt. Luigi lost his only income and had to move in with Toad who is attending community college in Flint, MI. We sent Shacknews urban correspondent Mr. Sleepy to interview Satoru Iwata in Japan to get the scoop on the latest sequel to the Luigi's Mansion series. Reporting from Japan...

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It was a tight race.

Road trips are therapy.

It was a tight race.