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Local wildlife responds to being early Monster Hunter target: "AAAAAAAH!!!"

Local wyvern the Great Jagras recently learned it was to be the first mission target of a Monster Hunter game.

Five best journals for playing Elden Ring

Here's five journals you should consider for taking notes before playing Elden Ring since having an in-game quest log would break immersion!

Streamer Complains About State of Game, While Making Millions Playing it

"I can't stand this game..."

JRPG player not sure true love was worth killing physical manifestations of gods

Sure, they finally kissed, but was slaying physical conceptions of death, space, time, and god itself along the way worth it?

COVID-19 congratulates Sony on sell out crowds for Spider-Man: No Way Home Theater Release

"We are Thankful that Sony chose to release this film in theaters. Looking forward to meeting your family for the hoildays"

Local Parents Threaten To Pull Child out of School If Fortnite Skills Do Not Improve

"He has get better, he just has to"

Ikea to release "Gaming" line of Swedish particle board desk & lamps for gamers!

Ikea's CEO goes in depth about the new line of "Gaming" theme build it yourself furniture.

SCRANTON AREA PAPER COMPANY DUNDER MIFFLIN APOLOGIZES TO VALUED CLIENT; SOME COMPANIES STILL KNOW HO

Local manager claims to "Still know how business is done"

CDPR announce Witcher 3 DLC will add black people to Skellige

In a revolutionary move amidst cultural tension and racial divides, Polish developer "CD Projekt Red" will release DLC for the 2015 open world rpg that adds what some gamers feel to be a "distressing lack of racial diversity" to the Skellige Islands; the fictional world conceptualized by Polish author Andrzej Sapkowski during an overdose. Reporting from Detroit, Shacknews Urban Correspondent, and black person "Mr. Sleepy" has the story.