TFW you didn’t know to find Thiollier in a field, find a Flower Girl in a hell cave, tell him about it, get skunked on Flower Girl Juice four times, brag about how much juice you drank, beat him up, and then tell him about your trip, so now you gotta kill him with a big mallet. #EldenRing
O Muppets, Where Art Thou?
Kermit as Ulysses
Fozzy as Pete
Gonzo as Delmar
Rowlf as Tommy
Link Hogthrob as Big Dan
Miss Piggy as Penny
Pepé as Vernon
Dr Teeth as Pappy O’Daniel
Uncle Deadly as Homer Stokes
Sam Eagle as Sheriff Cooley
Rizzo as Baby Face for sure
Janice, Camilla, and Animal as the Sirens, revealed in that order
Went into #Tekken8 to shake off some rust and hone in before EVO, and I ended up hitting the sickest version of my target Kuma combo I think I’ve hit yet. Gotta be near 60% damage vs Paul.
It’s late and you should go to sleep, but you hope if FromSoftware puts out a physical soundtrack for Shadow of the Erdtree, Bayle, the Dread’s theme has Igon’s speech built into it. Like utterly inseparable.
On this day, July 4, 20XX, President Slayer engaged candidate Johnny in a spirited debate on the White House grounds. Ultimately, it was Slayer’s policy on Mappa Hunch counters that proved to resonate, marking a vital step to his Celestial ascendancy as the forefathers intended. #Happy4thOfJuly
Do you ever think about how they call it PUBG Battlegrounds nowadays? Essentially PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS Battlegrounds.
The "ATM machine" of esports.
Watching GamesIndustry.biz report on Gamurs mass firings, almost immediately following its own layoffs of longtime editor staff at the hands of the IGN acquisition, is quite the snapshot of stuff and things.
I did it. The perfect Slayer Vs Sol round. I don’t think I could do better. #GuiltyGearStrive #GGStrive
Happy bleppin’ Sunday 🐶
