The pandemic isn’t over, but Sony still continues its trend of releasing big triple AAA super hero movies regardless of the state of rising COVID cases. We reached out to the Head of Sony Pictures, Tony Vinciquerra for comment.
“We thought about releasing Spider Man: No Way Home digitally, via on-demand or a streaming service, but then we thought, But Money? Ya know?”
Fans packed theaters shoulder to shoulder, as tickets sold out for the latest MCU film, which is only EXCLUSIVLY in movie theaters. The Spokesperson representing the virus, Mr. COVID had some things to says at a press conference today.
“We are pleased with the turn out of fans for Sony’s latest and greatest film of all time. We’re happy to report a surge of COVID will be on the way home just in time for the holidays! We’d like to continue to thank Sony Pictures and the Republican party for their support and aid. See you all in the new year”
With fans not wearing masks, unable to social distance and screaming at anything that throws back to past MCU or Marvel films in general, things look pretty good for COIVD-19 this Christmas.
MCU fans piled in like sardines into theaters, only to rip off their mask, scream and point to the thing they saw in that other movie that one time. We have a live shot of people reactions to the entire film below minus the screaming of course.
We asked the President of Sony Pictures about the press conference held by Mr.COVID.
“Look, if you’re sick or think you might be sick you shouldn’t go to see Spider Man: No Way Home on December 17th, exclusively in theathers, and you shouldn’t’ be buying the Limited Edition Peter Parker Memorable cup to showcase your fandom for only 32.99 with unlimited refills exclusively at AMC locations. It’s not up to us for people to be safe and responsible.”
We followed up with a question about the select few who are immunocompromised, Tony Vinciquerra repsoded.
"If you're going to risk dying to see a movie, there's no better one than Spider-Man: No Way Home, exclusively in movie theathers dec 17th."
If you absolutely can’t wait to see the latest pile of MCU nostalgia, pick a time & theater that will be at low capacity, wear a mask, and keep 6ft. God save us all.