Shacknews LoL

Created by Thom W.
  • 31 lols
    By: tomatoeblue
    So this amazing Russian violistist started following me on instagram and I'm falling in love with her. The thing is I can't understand any of her posts cause it's all in Russian. She sent me a short pm (like a reaction pm that instagram sends) and I had to run it through Google translate to find out what she said.

    I want to fall for her she is amazing. But is that still doable today when you don't understand each other? We could just not talk and maybe we try to get a music date going online sometime.
  • 14 lols
    By: peanut-
    Update: issue resolved by going out and buying an iPhone 11 Pro. That'll teach 'em.
  • 9 lols
    By: lacker
    Oh no Kojima
  • 9 lols
    By: scud
    Because their parents were indoctrinated with liberal ideology.
  • 7 lols
    By: steauengeglase
    Nearing 40 so I'm not sure if it's culturally acceptable for me to answer this question, other than to comment that I hope she has a pleasant life and if her mom is single, it still isn't any of my damned business.

    [Return to house full of cats]
  • 7 lols
    By: mojoald
    What's to-day?" cried Scrooge, calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him.

    "Eh?" returned the boy, with all his might of wonder.

    "What's to-day, my fine fellow?" said Scrooge.

    "To-day?" replied the boy. "Why, it’s the 21st night of September."

    "It's the 21st night of September!"
  • 7 lols
    By: redshak
    My 3 year old daughter plinking away on a Fisher price keyboard.

    I ask her what she is playing and she says "Daddy this is the first 5-7 minutes of every song on Tool's Fear Inoculum!"

    I said "Oh shit it is!" Then asked her to play old Macdonald instead
  • 5 lols
    By: shirif

  • 5 lols
    By: Rahzar
    Not this again. This has never been a thing.
  • 4 lols
    By: dognose