17 lolsit's about ethics in streaming service password sharing
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12 lolsOnly the strongest, most secure men wear girdles and shoe lifts.
12 lolsThis interview of Arnold Schwarzenegger by Danny DeVito is the best thing you'll read today:
SCHWARZENEGGER: [Laughs] It reminds me of Howard Stern’s question to me. “Tell me, governor, what happens to us when we die?” I said, “Nothing. You’re 6 feet under. Anyone that tells you something else is a fucking liar.”
DEVITO: You don’t know.
SCHWARZENEGGER: I said, “We don’t know what happens with the soul and all this spiritual stuff that I’m not an expert in, but I know that the body as we see each other now, we will never see each other again like that.”
DEVITO: We deteriorate.
SCHWARZENEGGER: Except in some fantasy. When people talk about, “I will see them again in heaven,” it sounds so good, but the reality is that we won’t see each other again after we’re gone. That’s the sad part. I know people feel comfortable with death, but I don’t.
SCHWARZENEGGER: Because I will fucking miss the shit out of everything. To sit with you here, that will one day be gone?
SCHWARZENEGGER: And to have fun and to go to the gym and to pump up, to ride my bike on the beach, to travel around, to see interesting things all over the world. What the fuck?
DEVITO: Life! It’s the best!
SCHWARZENEGGER: Exactly. What’s that all about?
SCHWARZENEGGER: I tell you, there’s someone that mixed up this whole thing. Think about it. Who can we blame?
DEVITO: You mean that we don’t live forever?
SCHWARZENEGGER: Yeah. That we have to die.
DEVITO: That’s tough, man.
SCHWARZENEGGER: I don’t know what the deal is, but in any case, it’s a reality, and it truly pisses me off.
DEVITO: You don’t want to die.
SCHWARZENEGGER: No. What the fuck? What kind of deal is that?
12 lolsBlue Jays AI generated commercial
It goes places
11 lolsWell, you see... you, uh... uh... *runs away*
11 lolsJudge assigned to the case, for now, is U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon, who Trump appointed. You probably remember her from before.
11 lolsYou guys ever go to the crypto.com arena in LA?
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