Hey there's a process you have to go through.
1. Ridicule by haiku
2. thanks.txt followed by training montage
3. slow triumphant return via YouTube
4. shoutouts from B-list celebrities
5. shoutouts from A-list rappers
6. collaborations with Reggie Watts and Ice-T
7. drive-in concerts with Erika Badu
8. articles on CNN and NPR
9. advertisements from edgy water companies
10. advertisements from German grocery stores
11. collaborations with Rammstein
12. cameo in Jordan Peele movie
13. shoutout from Bernie Sanders on vaccination push
14. controversial tweet leading to brief cancellation
15. ill advised appearance on Joe Rogan show
16. brazzers for some reason
17. opening act for tour with Nine Inch Nails
18. voice in a Dreamworks movie about a squirrel or something
19. sitcom
20. leader of the house band for whoever replaces Jimmy Fallon
He's at least at #10 by now
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24 lols"Friend of mine has a Trophy Wife but apparently it wasn't 1st Place." - Steven Wright
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19 lolsdognose I took some edibles and forgot my family was coming home and now they want dinner and I’m standing out here at my bbq baked as hell and forgetting what to do
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11 lolsFive minutes after complaining the edibles are shit.
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