Yeah, truth right here. I gave away a garage fridge a few years ago. The fridge worked great, I was just replacing it with another one that I got from my parents.
A dude showed up with a trailer from a town about 20 minutes south, and it was like his brain was so hardwired to get a better deal that he was trying to haggle with me. On a free fucking fridge! He was complaining about the gas it took to get there, asking if there were any extras I could throw in…eventually I jokingly asked “are you trying to get me to pay YOU for getting a free fridge?” and his face lit up like I was seriously offering to pay him.
Fucking jokers. If you’re ever tempted to list something for free, list it for $10 and then accept any offer from the creature that shows up to get it.
13 lolsFound gmd's Corvette.
Parked crooked in a handicap spot with no placard too.
10 lolsNow this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down,
Born in Scotland 400 years back,
In the Highlands, I learned to hack.
Chillin' out, sword fightin', actin' all cool,
Battling' other clans outside of the burgh.
Then, a couple of guys, up to no good, started taking heads in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight, and my mentor got killed,
he said, 'You should move away before more blood is spilled .'
I didn't want to leave this was my home, but my friends started aging day after day,
So I packed my sword and got on my way.
I whistled for a horse, and when it came near,
The saddle said 'Immortal,' and it had claymore gear.
If anything, I could say that this was quite profound,
But I thought, 'Nah, forget it, off to Holy Ground.'
I pulled up to the church about seven or eight,
And I yelled to my horsey, 'Farewell, my mate.'
I looked at my new home while I put up my hair,
To train with my immortal homies as the Highlander there.
10 lolsI had almost this exact same experience except giving away a dresser.
It was on the side of the road and this dude just stops before I even list it, so it’s not like he even went out of his way. He asked me about it and I told him the bottoms of one of the drawers was drooping and he starts complaining about it and looking like he wanted to haggle and I just shrugged and I’m like idk man it’s free, take it or leave it.
He asked how he would get it home (had like a Buick sedan) and I jokingly told him to have his buddy sit on top of the car and hold it.
I peeked out the window 5 minutes later and that’s fucking exactly what they were doing.
10 lolsTrump wants all Democrats to resign due to Menendez.