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23 lolsMusk apparently pushed on corporate accounts to advertise on Twitter at minimum levels or else lose their verified status. And that Twitter would not monitor for fake accounts.
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21 lolsMy wife (while we were dating in college) was there when I made myself sick over a weekend eating a whole tub of chocolate cake frosting that I only bought because it was discounted 50%.
She was also there when I tried to eat a whole tub of nacho cheese from Costco. Nachos, chili cheese dogs, etc for a whole week. -
16 lolsMore money/benefits/retirement?
Better Commute?
Better Work-Life Balance?
More promotion opportunity?
Expanding your resume?
Job Security?
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14 lolsDear Lord in Heaven, I am a simple man. I live a humble and simple life. Some might even say I am a good man. As you know, I have not asked you for much. If you would see fit to bestow upon me this ONE simple gift, I would be forever your most humble servant. All glory and honor is yours, almighty Father, forever and ever. In Jesus' name we pray. Amen.