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41 lolscan you hire someone who looks kind of like her to wander around the office while she works from home?
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25 lolstheyre going to pan slowly past his old posts while playing ken burns civil war music
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17 lolsa woman on my flight last week:
- was walking around the plane barefoot
- got up to use bathroom
- tried to open the door, but it was locked because someone was in there
- stared at the “occupied” symbol for a few seconds like she was processing what it meant
- yanked on the door a few more times
- asked the flight attendant if someone was in there
- yanked on the door again
- stood in the way of the person trying to exit the bathroom
- went into the bathroom, still barefoot -
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15 lolsHad a speaker today ask if we though the pyramids were built using an agile methodology and my entire face is frozen in a 🤔
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14 lols"You're gonna, you want to fight - you're gonna use a gun, against me? C'mon man. Put 'em up, put up - the dukes. Your fists. Fight me like a man. Behind the gymnasium, and - and - and I'll just whoop you. Maybe I will, maybe...cause this's 'Merica. Where we fight, but then grab a beer afterward. Or an-an, an ice cream, what have you. Vanilla, spicy. But put the blessed guns down, man."
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12 lolsMicrosoft pulling out of Twitter advertising due to the high cost of their APIs. This has led to rumors that Elon may sue Microsoft for using Tweets as it learning basis for its own AI.
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11 lolsIt's a little more complex than that.
Like, I think we need an individual right to bear arms just because of the unpredictability of the future. Especially with potential societal upheaval in the worst case projections for global warming.
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