Shacknews LoL

Created by Thom W.
  • 21 lols
    By: focusdaily
     
    New toilets were installed in our building, in every suite. Hundreds of them. THE BOWLS ARE TOO SMALL. They’re more circular than ovular, which leaves a much smaller gap between the tip of my penis and the lip of the bowl.

    This is the fucking worst. Every time I sit down to piss or shit my wiener touches the toilet bowl >:(

    Then tonight, I was taking a piss and because my ding dong is almost hovering above/next to the edge, the pee leaked out between the seat and the bowl’s edge! I was just taking a quick piss, reading a message and noticed my cat was looking at something on the floor. MY PEE!

    Fuck man I don’t even know how to write or communicate this to my landlord. It’s embarrassing and it’s been much too long since they were installed.
       
  • 14 lols
    By: Prozium
     
    It's come full circle.

    https://www.delish.com/food-news/a46052556/white-claw-non-alcoholic-drinks/
       
  • 12 lols
    By: [deleted] 1885336572
     
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  • 10 lols
    By: imperator
     
    its in denmark, you dont win any prizes for being an idiot here.
       
  • 9 lols
    By: filthysock
     
    Woah. Possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.
       
  • 9 lols
    By: EvilDolemite
     
    GTA Trilogy port team will handle it
       
  • 8 lols
    By: Serpico74
     
    They turned BG3 down on Game Pass, called it a "second-run Stadia RPG"

    https://www.polygon.com/23880311/microsoft-baldurs-gate-xbox-series-x-version

       
  • 8 lols
    By: mr.sleepy
     
    I do not believe young people can be trusted to harbor authentic political opinions, rather they follow the surrounding social influence out of fear of rejection. This is part of the reason why i do not mind debating with people my age because at least I can trust that my opponent is serious and has thought about what they are saying
       
  • 8 lols
    By: redshak
     
    Did you get a cybertruck?
       
  • 7 lols
    By: [deleted] 568284185
     
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