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17 lolsOur home insurance tells us they offer a discount if we have a home alarm.
My wife gets a quote from an alarm company. $50 month. 3 year contract.
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14 lolsSHACK I WAS BEHIND A RYDER TRUCK AND I GOT TO SEE THE BRIDGE EAT 
https://i.imgur.com/WPPBmkg.jpeg
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10 lolsA new restaurant opened near my work that I was excited to try. It's a build-your-own-bowl place with a shit ton of options.
When I walked in and asked if they had any premade/signature bowls they said not yet, so I panicked. I just started naming ingredients I saw:
-quinoa
-black beans
-lentils
-carrots
-mushrooms
-tuna poke
-avocado
-pita bread
-ginger dressing
Yeah, it's... not good.
The ingredients are good, I'm just not sure about them all mixed together. There's also a TON OF IT. -
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