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Our home insurance tells us they offer a discount if we have a home alarm.

My wife gets a quote from an alarm company. $50 month. 3 year contract.

Insurance discount: $50 for the year.

that might be the worst photo of the month on shacknews

Remember the Apple Vision Pro?

https://www.pcgamer.com/hardware/vr-hardware/apple-reportedly-slashes-vision-pro-headset-production-and-cancels-updated-headset-as-sales-tank-in-the-us/

SHACK I WAS BEHIND A RYDER TRUCK AND I GOT TO SEE THE BRIDGE EAT 

https://i.imgur.com/WPPBmkg.jpeg

THAT FUCKER GOT RIPPED

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A new restaurant opened near my work that I was excited to try. It's a build-your-own-bowl place with a shit ton of options.

When I walked in and asked if they had any premade/signature bowls they said not yet, so I panicked. I just started naming ingredients I saw:

-quinoa
-black beans
-lentils
-carrots
-mushrooms
-tuna poke
-avocado
-pita bread
-ginger dressing

Yeah, it's... not good.

The ingredients are good, I'm just not sure about them all mixed together. There's also a TON OF IT.

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The classic "Just fuck my shit up"