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"Not like this."

Matrix 5 in the works

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/matrix-5-lana-wachowski-executive-producing-1235959174/

They will be soon!

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Donald Trump found dead on golden toilet, half-eaten Fish Delight in one hand, iPhone 11 in other, Safari search reads “porn stars like Ivanka age 17”

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She's my new wife.

Shackers who I think would win in a fight

Shirif Vs. Dognose - I believe Dognose comes out with a win on this one. Blink 182 is playing in the background and dognose has shirif in a headlock - what you're seeing is shirifs tears streaming down his face and onto dognose' tattooed triceps and blending in with his tattoos. Dognose is breathing heavily as an elephant as he applies pressure to Shirifs jugular veins, his eyes are two white globes nearly spinning in place as he tries to regain consciousness applying as much force to reverse the lock

in an unbelievable demonstration of consummate manhood, dognose reaches into his fanny pack and retrieves a spider man mask while holding Shirif with the other arm. the song in the background has switched to "with arms wide open" by the 1990s hit group "creed". dognose puts the mask on his face, staring out between the plastic chrome eyeballs which animatronically conform to his ocular muscles. dognose lets out a beastly grunt,then a woman standing across the aisle at the Target where this is happening drops the replacement patio furniture and gasps at the sight. she's wearing black t-shirt emblazoned with the IBM logo even though she hasn't owned a computer since the 1990s, since cellphones came out. Dognose applies pressure once again with both arms to Shirif and leans in like a cobra or a rattlesnake and whispers directly into his ear; "woof" as he loses consciousness and dognose takes the W

The kid's leg eventually healed but he was so traumatized by it then he unfortunately turned to a string of petty crime. It escalated from shoplifting to theft under and now he's in juvenile waiting trial.