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Andromeda galaxy "full of hoes", claims Michigan man

DeAndre Demarcus-Rashad Jackson is an amateur astronomer from Ann Arbor, MI who, working jointly with the Cambridge Institute of Astronomy in a groundbreaking  experiment using "angular diffraction telescopy" and "spectral-isotropic particle detection" discovered something about the Milky Way's closest neighbor that may change everything about astronomy as we know it, and possibly our notions of the observable universe.

Local raccoon finds copy of Cyberpunk 2077 in dumpster, reevaluates life

Raccoons, known for being medium-sized creatures belonging to the procyonid family of mammals  are known, like Rian Johnson fans, for enjoying unacceptable trash and never thinking twice about what they are consuming. But even some raccoons have limits. A local family in Philadelphia have adopted a raccoon with an interesting story. As usual, Shacknews has the exlusive.

"Princess Peach" voice actress regrets reinforcing gender stereotypes, cites pressure from Nintendo

Pamela Kaylee Brimmington, 42, of Detroit, MI , known as the voice actress behind Princess Peach of the hit video game series "The Mario Brothers" , created by Japanese man "Shigeru Miyamoto" has come out saying that she regrets her part in furthering stereotypical views of women, citing pressure by Nintendo to "sound more like a woman" during recording sessions. 

QAnon conspiracy creator "Q" reveals identity as SF3 character, "Q"

Qanon. The disproven far-right conspiracy theory, alleging that a cabal of satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles, in addition to, even worse, friends of movie director Rian Johnson, are running a global child-sex trafficking ring and plotted against former U.S. president Donald J Trump.  By this point we are all familiar with it. Controversy has sparked amongst believers of the wack-job theory, along with the strange people who enjoy Rian Johnson's movies, as a masked character from Capcom's 1997 coin-operated fighting video game has revealed himself to be the brains behind the operation. Mr. Sleepy reports on behalf of the gaming website Shacknews 

Tindr, Grindr now available on the Nintendo Switch eShop, lack messaging feature

In a controversial decision, Nintendo of America has listed ad-supported versions of the popular dating and hookup apps "Tindr" and "Grindr" on the Nintendo Switch eShop for users above the age of 18. Both apps, which have over 100 million romance-seekers retain the functionality of their Android and iOS versions, except for the ability to actually message prospective partners. This has sparked controversy on twitter, from the "mutually exclusive" online dating and gaming communities.

Controversy: Horizon: Zero Dawn dinosaurs file "inhumane treatment" lawsuit against protaganist, dev

Controversy over the hygienic habits of the protaganist "Aloy" in the video game "Horizon: Zero Dawn" is reaching a veritable peak, and here at Shacknews we aim to cover all aspects of the story. Mr. Sleepy, Senior African-American correspondent reports from within a VR simulation of Horizon: Zero Dawn, the action video game. Apparently Aloy, a cavewoman, has a hygiene problem, and it is bothering the mechanical beasts from within the game. 

Black Metal Fans Distressed over “Lack of Black Metal” in Death Stranding

PC Gamer's "Game of the Year 2020" Death Stranding, written and directed by Japanese man "Hideo Kojima", continues to stir controversy in the video gaming world. Teased in a series of short-films for over 3 years, Death Stranding's plot, narrative style and gameplay, and soundtrack were shrouded in secrecy and unknown to fans until just weeks before delivery to the PS4. The game has enjoyed critical and financial success, but has recently come under fire by the Black Metal community for it's lack of a black metal soundtrack. Mr. Sleepy reports from the southern state of Hulmington, South Carolina, population of 10,000.

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