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Controversy: Horizon: Zero Dawn dinosaurs file "inhumane treatment" lawsuit against protaganist, dev

Controversy over the hygienic habits of the protaganist "Aloy" in the video game "Horizon: Zero Dawn" is reaching a veritable peak, and here at Shacknews we aim to cover all aspects of the story. Mr. Sleepy, Senior African-American correspondent reports from within a VR simulation of Horizon: Zero Dawn, the action video game. Apparently Aloy, a cavewoman, has a hygiene problem, and it is bothering the mechanical beasts from within the game. 

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