Welcome to the end of Tuesday, Shackers. We’re about halfway through the week and about halfway through the month of March as well! We hope you’ve enjoyed our wealth of content so far in this busy season, but rest assured there’s plenty more to come! In the meantime, as we close down this fine day of posting, we’d like to leave you with another round of Evening Reading. Please enjoy.
In case you missed at Shacknews…
- Diablo 4 lead says there are currently 'no plans' to be on Xbox Game Pass
- Naughty Dog has already determined what its next game will be
- System Shock remake delayed to May 2023
- Meta announces 10,000 additional layoffs in restructuring plans
- Google announces new AI features for Google Workspace
- Meet Your Maker gets day one launch on PS Plus lineup for April 2023
- Hearthstone's 2023 Standard season begins with Festival of Legends expansion
- Vampire Survivors gets Legacy of the Moonspell DLC on mobile devices
- Studio ZA/UM settles legal dispute with ex-Disco Elysium producer Kaur Kender
- How Arc System Works survives and thrives in a volatile esports landscape
- Bayonetta Origins: Cereza and the Lost Demon review: Witchy wonderland
And now… More stuff from The Internet!!!
Tasty Tekken 8 Teasers
March 14, 2023
Love the sheer amount of beautiful looking Bruce Lee references in today’s Tekken 8 trailer featuring Marshall Law, but the death stomp with the weird faces had to be my favorite.
They don’t make Parody movies like this anymore man 🤣🤣 (repost) pic.twitter.com/bzP82Mn2aR— vids that go hard (@vidsthatgohard) March 14, 2023
Not everything in those movies holds up, but this stair gag was easily one of my favorite things at the time.
Even evildoers need potassium
mmmmm yummy bananas mmmn#BreathoftheWild pic.twitter.com/Q50fj1EV3T— 💙ambi☁️ (@aquatic_ambi) March 14, 2023
Those bananas are exploding with flavor.
GM to do “F-Zero sh**”
General Motors Unveils Plans to be Doing “F-Zero Shit” by 2035https://t.co/943RN8Is8c— Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag) March 14, 2023
To be honest, we should all be grumpy that more companies aren’t doing F-Zero sh**, including Nintendo.
Airdrop meals for the critters
Soldiers with Cal Guard’s 40th CAB aid @CAL_FIRE and @Cal_OES in delivering hay to stranded cattle in Humboldt County yesterday. #bovinebailout #alwaysreadywaysthere pic.twitter.com/cKJEXHAuXg— The California National Guard (@CalGuard) March 9, 2023
Sometimes you gotta get the cows their mean anyway you can.
Pizza? Wings? Why not both?
Never in my 29 years on this earth have I’ve seen Pizza Wings. I’ll take an 8 piece. pic.twitter.com/pHKTRci0wG— ✌🏾✌🏾 (@04_kcjj) March 13, 2023
A part of me says this looks disgusting, and another part would happily try it at least once.
Mighty Morph Ball!
Blue Gravity Suit #Samus from #Metroid preforms the Morph Ball transformation for you. pic.twitter.com/kCYOBMvpjI— Eager Passion (@SayuriArtsy) March 14, 2023
I would actually slay for a Metroid in which Samus is allowed to keep her helmet off, but this animation is also silky as all heck.
And there you have it, Shackers! That’s your Evening Reading for this fine March 14. Thank you for stopping by and checking out our content. As always, you can support Shacknews for as a little as dollar a month through Mercury if you want to help keep the site ad-free. Don’t have a dollar? You don’t need one to download our free Shackpets app on iOS and Android and take part in the ultimate battle of pet cuteness! It’s there you’ll find adorable animals like my doggo Silo, AKA Flaff. If you like her pirate attire, you can also get it in the Shackpets shop alongside other sticker packs to make your pet pics even more fun!
Thanks for reading, Shackers. Hope you have a great night and a happy rest of your week.
TJ Denzer posted a new article, Evening Reading - March 14, 2023