Good evening, Shacknews, it's night time, which means it's time for Evening Reading. Let's officially close out our day of posting. Please take a look.
In case you missed it at Shacknews:
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- Unbound: Worlds Apart review: You get the best of both
- The Ramp review: Skate, chill, ragdoll, repeat
- Hitman 3 Season of Lust includes Shacknews Featured Contracts
- Fullbright co-founder steps down following toxicity allegations
- The Indie Houses is a new home for all things indie gaming
- Battlefield 2042's technical playtest dates are coming up in mid-August
- Electronic Arts (EA) Q1 2022 earnings release highlighted by sizable revenue beat
- Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania is getting a crossover character from Jet Set Radio
- Destiny 2 is getting a new PVP map, but not until Season 17
And now... Other Stuff From The Internet!!!
Elon Musk has attempted to get John Carmack to join SpaceX
I have great admiration for John’s engineering ability! What he did with Armadillo was incredible.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 4, 2021
I’ve tried to convince him many times to join SpaceX, but he has always declined (sigh).
The exchange took place on Twitter, with Musk stating he has unsuccessfully attempted to convince Carmack to join SpaceX a few times.
Fallout x Bojack Horseman
BOJACK?! https://t.co/88v3lsrGA1
— Oshry @ NZGDC (@DaveOshry) August 2, 2021
Maybe it's time to get back into Fallout 76. I do love that franchise. And I'll take any excuse to play Fallout in co-op.
You picked up the tongs? Better clack-clack
— 👼🐍 A Mythic Bitch: readings OPEN (@AMythicWitch) August 3, 2021
Same thing applies to an electric drill. Vrrr-vrrr.
When can I play Halo Infinite again?
24 hours since the tech test ended and you already miss merking bots pic.twitter.com/brSYgnZi9N
— Xbox UK (@xboxuk) August 3, 2021
I miss fighting against the bots.
Try not to think about the skeletons
"Have you tried... not thinking about skeletons?" my therapist asks.
— Johnny Normality (Still Spooky Mode) (@Probgoblin) February 7, 2014
I look at her.
I look at the skeleton inside her trying to trick me.
You are a mecha.
Have you considered bees?
"You promise you didn't get me bees again"
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) November 11, 2014
[me from a distance] just open it
I hear it's a good strategy in Hunt: Showdown.
Thank you for the clarification
Every time I talk about milk, I clarify “not breast milk.” It’s unnecessary and it makes people uncomfortable.
— jess a brambles company 🔶 (@jessokfine) September 22, 2020
I love these sorts of useless add-ons to statements that really change the feel of them.
Have you thought about climbing anything recently?
Being a man isn't about what genitals you have it's about whether or not you are constantly thinking about how you'd climb on top of any given roof
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) August 3, 2021
I bet you know how'd you get onto a roof. Or up a tree.
Ratios =/= good
math teacher: what can you tell me about ratios?
— the hype (@TheHyyyype) August 4, 2021
me: they're bad
math teacher: what
me: it means you're cancelled on the internet
Avoid them at all costs. Don't give them a fraction of your attention. Uh oh.
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Sam Chandler posted a new article, Evening Reading - August 4, 2021