Comcast alters the deal, Internet customers pray they don't alter it any further

Comcast alters the deal, Internet customers pray they don't alter it any further

Comcast is doing their usual evil and monopolistic bullshit while reknowned jerkoff Ajit Pai remains in charge of the FCC.

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Comcast has announced more strict data cap restrictions just in time for the Holidays! Internet customers in the Northeast of the United States will now be subject to a 1.2 terabyte data cap starting in 2021. Customers will now be charged $10 for each 50 GB of data they go over the cap.

We reached out to Comcast for a comment, and they actually got back to us, stating, "Honestly, we find not many customers are using all 1.2TB we offer in the regular package. So, really it's like we're doing you a favor by charging you extra if you go over. That way, you'll remember we have the Unlimited Plan in which we can charge you more, but it will ultimately be less of a charge than if you tried to pay less because of the extra charge for using more for less. We know this ongoing COVID-19 pandemic is a tough time for our customers, but we also realize that we have you fuckers right where we want you. Since our good buddy Ajit Pai is still running the FCC, we thought we would put the screws to you just one more time before Biden fucks up our good thing. If you don't like it, you could always use a competitor's high-speed internet service. Oh wait, there aren't any? That's too bad."

Sounds like Comcast customers should just bend over and take it. If you find my lack of faith disturbing, maybe you should nut up and sign up for Starlink Internet service or DSL. For now, Comcast seems particularly proud of the technogical terror that they have constructed. Much like Nintendo's ongoing abusive relationship with the Smash scene, it appears that Comcast Internet customers don't have the cojones to do anything about it.

Stay locked on Shantynews to find out if there is a new hope for Comcast Internet customers.

- posted by Nien Nunb

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    November 25, 2020 1:23 PM

    "If you don't like it, you could always use a competitor's high-speed internet service. Oh wait, there aren't any? That's too bad." - Comcast

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      November 25, 2020 1:38 PM

      WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'll drop back to 14% of my current speed and just use DSL!!

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      November 25, 2020 1:40 PM

      EvilCorp

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      November 25, 2020 1:40 PM

      i switched to a regional 'line of sight wireless' provider last year. getting about 30 down / 5 up, $75 a month... but man it's worth every dang penny because it doesn't die randomly and there's a human being on the other end of the phone when i need them

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        November 25, 2020 3:53 PM

        Sounds like you’re a candidate for starlink when it’s ready.

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          November 25, 2020 5:32 PM

          i'm a candidate for some competition in my internet, that's for sure

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      November 25, 2020 1:41 PM

      Sounds like they are just turning off the freebie period they offered from the pandemic. Which they already did for everyone else.

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      November 25, 2020 1:44 PM

      I like it. Maybe but the giant smiling A Shit Pie holding his giant Reese’s mug.

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      November 25, 2020 1:46 PM

      Despite our poor speeds, I feel pretty frustrated for you guys. I would hate to have literally only ONE company be able to offer me internet, period.
      That's insane to me.

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      November 25, 2020 1:55 PM

      Shantynews is best news

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        November 25, 2020 1:57 PM

        Like seriously, I dunno if it's one or multiple people doing these but they're super high quality almost every single time.

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        November 25, 2020 4:42 PM

        It is really my favourite thing about the 1nu-nu-shack. Quality lols everytime.

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      November 25, 2020 2:15 PM

      I mean 1.2TB a month is a pretty big limit, who's going over that ?

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        November 25, 2020 2:19 PM

        Anybody with kids who zoom, google meet, YouTube, and Netflix all day. Plus people with internet tv.

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        November 25, 2020 2:26 PM

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        November 25, 2020 2:28 PM

        I'm sure I do since I WFH

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        November 25, 2020 2:30 PM

        "WOOHOO! I'll *never* fill up this 70 MEGAbyte Hard Drive!!" - Me referring to Wang 386/25.

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        November 25, 2020 2:34 PM

        I've hit my limit every month since March...

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        November 25, 2020 2:37 PM

        I'm an Aussie so we're far more likely to ...... do nefarious things on our internet connection than most people, because you just can't get stuff here other ways.
        I do a lot less 'nefarious' stuff than I used to, a lot less.

        Some months we're as low as 300GB, sometimes 600GB but we're regularly hitting 800 to 1.1TB a month right now and there's only 2 of us AND we're on a 15/1 connection...............
        Imagine if we had just 1 or 2 more teenage aged people in the house and we had a 4k TV or two instead of 1080p?
        2 consoles?

        I believe it can be easily done, per month, entirely with legal content and not even just people being wasteful (leaving stuff running) .
        It's not a lot anymore.

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        November 25, 2020 2:39 PM

        *looks at call of duty file size*

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        November 25, 2020 2:42 PM

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        November 25, 2020 2:51 PM

        It's more and more common. 4k video streaming, large game downloads, backups, etc.

        Hell I backup my entire machine about once a month which is usually less than 1T but occasionally much more.

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        November 25, 2020 2:56 PM

        Precisely enough customers for them to make money off of without upsetting too many customers to lose money as a result.

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        November 25, 2020 5:48 PM

        Me three times this year.

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        November 25, 2020 5:52 PM

        Me. https://i.imgur.com/hdqKa9O.jpg

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        November 25, 2020 5:55 PM

        Put 4-6 people in a home, be cord cutters, subscribe to Hulu/Disney/Netflix, own a PS5/XBX, and play a few AAA titles that have healthy sized updates. 1.2TB is pretty easy to hit.

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        November 25, 2020 5:57 PM

        every god damned month. 4k streaming netflix, 3 kids on netflix/youtube/disney+/etc. all 3 kids remote learning, 2 in college, one in HS. Me downloading Xbone games, etc. It's very easy to do.

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        November 25, 2020 6:05 PM

        You can have as much data as you want, as long as it's less than 1.2TB.

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        November 25, 2020 6:13 PM

        I use about 1.8 to 2.0 TB. No Linux ISOs here. Just streaming and WFH for two adults and three kids online school

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        November 26, 2020 5:27 AM

        The YouTubes

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        November 26, 2020 6:18 AM

        It's not a big limit. We constantly use up to 2tb a month. We now just pay for unlimited.

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        November 26, 2020 6:24 AM

        I’m at 450GB since 10/29 according to my Ubiqiti router. There are only two of us in the house. I’m out at work all day, she’s on her VPN and zoom meetings. We watch 1-4 shows a night depending on spare time.

        Add a couple of kids and/or two parents working from home and I can easily see that doubling or tripling. Zoom doesn’t use a ton of bandwidth but it adds up and I know my nephews watch everything via streaming services or YouTube.

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        November 26, 2020 6:27 AM

        With just myself I never hit that.. but if I had roommates or was married with kids I'd likely need 2-3x the 750-1TB I use a month at the moment. I have 1.28GB with Cox Cable.

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        November 26, 2020 6:38 AM

        Anyone who downloads CoD

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        November 26, 2020 7:14 AM

        My coworker was telling me between him and his console, wife and two teenage daughters streaming constantly, they use about 4-5 TB a month

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        November 26, 2020 9:05 AM

        Ultimate Thanksgiving troll comment! +5 points!

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      November 25, 2020 2:48 PM

      #LateStageCapitalism*

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      November 26, 2020 4:45 AM

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        November 26, 2020 5:51 AM

        This, more than anything. I remember having an argument with someone on Facebook about five years ago that was about the necessity of the Internet. I argued that it had basically become a need just like water and power. He said it was a luxury like cable television. I wonder how he feels now during the pandemic when many people wouldn’t be able to do their job or go to school without it. I’d say my point is even stronger now. We need to regulate big telecom like any other utility. We need to force them to run fiber to rural areas and to economically disadvantaged areas. I mean did we let power companies determine where they could run power lines based on where the most profitable customers are located? Fuck that! Fed needs to threaten to break up the telecoms unless they run fiber and make price capped plans available to individual consumers based on income level and create a free public assistance tier.

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          November 26, 2020 6:39 AM

          I defy anyone who thinks that the internet is a luxury to go a month without it.

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