The Internet is a pretty interesting place, and you never know when a story is going to break. Shantynews is basically the Digital Foundry of Ahegao Instagram models, so it is no surprise that we saw Belle Delphine's Twitter trend pop off and just had to report the news.
What in the Belle Delphine have I just seen? pic.twitter.com/cOScVSfi6p— JOF 🇯🇲 (@JemelOneFive) January 13, 2021
In a truly tasteful pictorial, Belle posted a photo set of her dressed as a young child who had been bound and tied up in the back of someone's van. The four photos in the infamous tweet escalate very quickly. We would link it here, but Briefcase Man would probably dock us a few restaurant tickets.
"Oh, why is Belle Delphine trendin-" pic.twitter.com/MLHjwGbq8t— Yonni (@Yonnitheduck) January 12, 2021
What followed was the usual explosion of tweets reacting to the young model's pictures, ending up with Belle Delphine landing the top Trending spot on the Twitter platform. Again.
But wait, hoes mad! Mainly manhoes! But, Belle's simps are super pissed that she posted her content to Twitter. They thought they had an exclusive arrangement going. Belle Delphine's OnlyFans cost $35/month or $99.75 for 3 months, which has lead to some super high expectations.
As we said in our intro, we have our ears to the ground when it comes to the latest in Ahegao Instagram models, and our sources tell us that Belle's OnlyFans page is being review bombed all over the place. The weirdest subreddits you can imagine are all pissed, and it appears that we may even see a wave of refund requests not seen since Cyberpunk 2077.
Here are some quotes we gatthered from user reviews across the Internet:
"The latest picture set by Belle Delphine is way worse than Cyberpunk 2077."
"I spent all of my stimulus money on Belle Delphine OnlyFans."
"I know I am a stupid simp, but I am mad. Mainly at myself for subbing to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans."
"Look, this one was a bit too edgy for my taste. I'm hoping Belle gets back to her roots of selling bathwater, my supply has almost run out."
Wow, seems like things are still heating up on the ole Internet. Keep it locked on Shantynews for all the important simp news as it breaks.
- posted by Forever Alone Meme