Evening Reading - May 17, 2021

Good evening, Shacknews, it's night time, which means it's time for Evening Reading. Let's officially close out our day of posting. Please take a look.

In case you missed it at Shacknews:

• L.A. Noire 10 years later: Changing the face of the game
• Samurai Warriors 5 interview: Getting back to where it all started
• Total War: Warhammer 3 hands-on preview - Rising from the ashes
• E3 2021 dates, games, and app download
• Twitch introduces Local Subscription Pricing for global markets
• GameStop (GME) shares up nearly 15% today - stock chart price levels to watch
• Elon Musk impersonators reportedly stole over $2 million in cryptocurrency scams
• Elon Musk says creating a new cryptocurrency would be a 'big pain in the neck'
• Elon Musk tweets that Tesla has not sold any Bitcoin
• Former Epic and Blizzard devs form Lightforge Games studio

And now... Other Stuff From The Internet!!!

This man makes train sounds

#OnThisDay 1977: Blue Peter featured a one-man sound effect library.

If you haven't quite mastered these skills, check out the BBC Sound Effects Library for over 33,000 clips from across the world: https://t.co/HyCMgrZXcc pic.twitter.com/uWYzLgh3AT

— BBC Archive (@BBCArchive) May 2, 2021

I wonder what he's up to these days.

Chaos

This video is 59 seconds of pure CHAOS pic.twitter.com/43pEbnpFtp

— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) April 30, 2021

So. Much. Chaos.

Here's Harrison Ford reacting to a magic trick

Please enjoy Harrison Ford watching a magic trick & then reacting in the only way Harrison Ford reacts to anything pic.twitter.com/oAoUlDT3GY

— Clarisse Loughrey (@clarisselou) April 28, 2021

I love Harrison Ford.

The perfect bank teller

A very cooperative bank teller during a robbery: pic.twitter.com/rEnNBesx80

— Colin Rourke (@ballin_rourke) April 28, 2021

I wish the bank tellers in Payday 2 and GTA were this cooperative.

This also applies to Australians

New Zealanders use "fuck" as punctuation so much and with so little weight attached to it that it at times becomes difficult to find quotes suitable for American publications. like I fucking support it but these are my struggles whānau

— Charlotte Graham-McLay شارلوت (@CGrahamMcLay) April 30, 2021

Don't want to heavily edit quotes.

Princess Peach's shoes

Dress+Chucks+Princess Peach 👑 pic.twitter.com/9i0GZbgsy9

— Nachoz 🌸 (@NachozArts) April 28, 2021

She's gotta have some decent boots to do what she does.

This person tracks their parking spots at the local market

For the last six years I’ve kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot I’ve used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all. This week I completed my Magnum Opus! A thread.

— Gareth Wild (@GarethWild) April 27, 2021

They've also listed the best and worst spots to park.

It's almost bed time, you should get some rest

remember the insane stuff we used to do as kids? like get sleepy, go to bed, and wake up not sleepy

— Ian Dukes (@ianpauldukes) February 28, 2021

I hope you slumber like a child.

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Sam Chandler

Guides Editor

Hailing from the land down under, Sam Chandler brings a bit of the southern hemisphere flair to his work. After bouncing round a few universities, securing a bachelor degree, and entering the video game industry, he's found his new family here at Shacknews as a Guides Editor. There's nothing he loves more than crafting a guide that will help someone. If you need help with a guide, or notice something not quite right, you can message him on X: @SamuelChandler