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First Post! December 6, 2019

It's here. It's late. It's time for your Friday Edition of First Post!


Hey Shacknews, it's time for First Post! Sorry it is so late, I was up late streaming, and then had a conference call to jump on this morning. Please understand. Let's officially kick off our day of posting. Please take a look.

This Baby Yoda White Claw tattoo is everything that is wrong with postmodernism

That tatttoo is something that will exist on this person's arm for longer than the shelf life of the dank Baby Yoda meme. Also, White Claw? Gross.

GameCube Joy-Cons?

I have a powerful need for these. I will pay $50.

Discerning birb positions sunflower seed just the right way

Our very own Helvetica is the best at taking bird pictures and has some amazing Holiday Peegie shoots. She will also be showcasing some bird prints at the Ann Arbor City Club tomorrow. 

We live in a world where Palmer Luckey has a 146 inch modular MicroLED Wall TV, and I don't

This billionaire jaboofer has Samsung's The Wall TV. I want it. I will pay $50.

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There you have it, Shacknews. Your Evening Reading for December 6, 2019. Please consider subscribing to Shacknews Mercury to support our site for as little as $1/month. Here is a photo of Lola to brighten your day.

Lola is the best dog. She is seen here displaying her dominance over Blake.
Lola is the best dog. She is seen here displaying her dominance over Blake.

What are you up to today? Let us know in the Shacknews Chatty comment thread below.


Asif Khan is the Luminary and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.

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