Elon Musk is now the richest person on Earth, passing Jeff Bezos yesterday as Tesla's stock continues to skyrocket in an orderly fashion that is not indicative of any kind of ongoing asset bubble.
We reached out to Elon Musk about his net worth surpassing the valuation of Exxon Mobil, but he was too busy to get back to us. A representative for Mr. Musk did tell us that Elon is basically doing the same douchey shit he was doing when he was a basic bitch billionaire. One big difference is that Tesla's head honcho finally registered WinRAR.
It must be nice to have that kind of coin.
- posted by Burak Canboy