How to beat Maddog_Delphi97 on Shacknews Cortex

How to beat Maddog_Delphi97 on Shacknews Cortex

Shacknews Cortex has been out for three weeks, and it appears that Maddog is the final boss. Here's some of our tips and tricks to taking down this monster.

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Shacknews Cortex is a pretty swell platform. We enjoy posting our trash panda articles on here, and it seems like a lot of Shackers are digging it. One thing we have noticed is one user is proving to be the final boss of the platform. Each day, week, month, and year Shacknews Cortex declares a winner, and it seems like Maddog_Delphi97 might be OP. 

What a fucking tryhard.

Tips and Tricks for beating Maddog_Delphi97 

  • Don't engage his FRIDAY IMAGE ANIMATIONS THREAD OF DOOM
    • Don't LOL any of the subthreads in his gif thread
    • Don't reply to his gif thread
  • Post a rival thread or Cortex article with dank memes
  • Read Shacknews front page articles
    • Maddog doesn't know the front page exists, and Briefcase Man just buffed reading
  • Distract him from posting on Shacknews with games of Left 4 Dead 2 or Team Fortress 2
  • Post your own thread and bump it 100 times
  • SM him pictures of your dogs

Well that's all we have for now. Please let us know if you have any hot strats for beating Maddog_Delphi97 in the Shacknews Chatty comment thread below.

- posted by Your Mom

From The Chatty
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    December 2, 2020 4:19 PM

    Shacknews Cortex has been out for three weeks, and it appears that Maddog_Delphi97 is the final boss. Here's some of our tips and tricks to taking down this monster.

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      December 2, 2020 4:27 PM

      Friday gif threads are pretty fun. My missus doesn't really engage with the shack, but she does always check out the gif thread. She's got a shackbrowse notification set up for it and everything.

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      December 2, 2020 5:04 PM

      Yeah, but if you beat Maddog he just regains half his health and you have to fight him again.

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      December 2, 2020 5:15 PM

      Last week, we were playing L4D2, and I kicked him in the face :)

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      December 2, 2020 5:19 PM

      FUCK those ARE high level strats.
      Dude. WTF? Giving the game away. We HAD A RAID PLANNED FOR THURSDAY.
      Also his eyes. His eyes they stare well through my own withered souls and into several of you onlookers'.

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      December 2, 2020 5:21 PM

      like a boss

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      December 2, 2020 6:56 PM

      *Evil Laughter

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      December 2, 2020 7:23 PM

      What if I repost something from reddit and claim it as my own?

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        December 2, 2020 8:53 PM

        Theoretically that might work. I think the best option is to do a gif thread on Thursday and try and steal as many possible gifs he'd have posted on Friday.

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        December 2, 2020 9:11 PM

        Nobody here goes to reddit, we will never know!

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      December 2, 2020 9:13 PM

      lol

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      December 3, 2020 5:13 AM

      Needs more dots

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