Shacknews Cortex is a pretty swell platform. We enjoy posting our trash panda articles on here, and it seems like a lot of Shackers are digging it. One thing we have noticed is one user is proving to be the final boss of the platform. Each day, week, month, and year Shacknews Cortex declares a winner, and it seems like Maddog_Delphi97 might be OP.
Tips and Tricks for beating Maddog_Delphi97
- Don't engage his FRIDAY IMAGE ANIMATIONS THREAD OF DOOM
- Don't LOL any of the subthreads in his gif thread
- Don't reply to his gif thread
- Post a rival thread or Cortex article with dank memes
- Read Shacknews front page articles
- Maddog doesn't know the front page exists, and Briefcase Man just buffed reading
- Distract him from posting on Shacknews with games of Left 4 Dead 2 or Team Fortress 2
- Post your own thread and bump it 100 times
- SM him pictures of your dogs
Well that's all we have for now. Please let us know if you have any hot strats for beating Maddog_Delphi97 in the Shacknews Chatty comment thread below.
- posted by Your Mom
