Xbox Series X has been out for several days, and there are really no new games for this hunk of junk. Apparently, some Xbox enthusiasts have found other things to do with the console. Microsoft even issued this statement on the official Xbox Twitter page.
We can't believe we have to say this, but please do not blow vape smoke into your Xbox Series X.— Xbox (@Xbox) November 11, 2020
As intrepid games journalists of the highest order, we ignored Microsoft's wishes and started experimenting.
CANSADO de las FAKE NEWS.— Xbox Studio (@XboxStudio) November 11, 2020
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Please take a look at our definitive list of the Top 10 strains of weed you should vape in the Xbox Series X.
10. Cotton Candy Kush
This hybrid strain of weed is a cross between Lavender and Power Plant. It is named after its candy scent and has a balance of euphoric and calming efffects. Perfect starter strain for an Xbox Series X that has absolutely no new first party titles to entertain its players.
9. Girl Scout Cookies (GSC)
Gamers and stoners both love their sweets, am I right? Our next strain on this list is another hybrid that crosses OG Kush and Durban Poison. This herb is definitely more energizing than it is calming, so maybe it will get you a couple more teraflops of performance from your Series X.
8. Alaskan Thunder Fuck (ATF)
ATF is a sativa strain of weed that is super energizing. It is our first non-hybrid strain to make the list, and it is very well known for its creeper effect. This might be a good one to vape in your Xbox Series X before firing up a session of Minecraft.
This is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain that is characterized by a cerebral effect on users. With the upcoming launch of Call of Duty: Ronald Reagan's Wars, who wouldn't want to vape some weed named after an assault rifle before shooting up commie bastards?
6. Green Crack
If you were dumb enough to buy an Xbox Series X at launch, you probably aren't afraid of trying crack. Why not split the difference, dumb ass? Enjoy one of the best energizing sativas on planet Earth. Maybe you will go for a walk after vaping it in your Series X, because that thing literally has no new games.
Microsoft and Trainwreck, name a more iconic duo. We'll wait. From Zune, to their failed tablet experiments, to Vista, to Microsoft Bob, this company is the master of tripping over their dick. Try to take the edge off of owning this worthless console by getting super ripped with this hybrid that is a blend of Mexican and Thai sativas alongside some good old Afghani indicas.
4. Northern Lights
Another classic indica known for its dank buds, resilience during growth, and fast flowering. If you are talking about powerful strains, Northern Lights is like the RTX 3090 of weed to vape in an Xbox Series X. Even though the console uses AMD chipsets, you get our point. Right?
3. Bubba Kush
You might need to chill out if you are bummed out about the delay of Halo Infinite, chief. Why not try a nice, chill indica like Bubba Kush? Like any good kush, this strain has Afghani heritage. If you really need to shutdown for the night, this is the perfect strain to vape with your Xbox Series X.
2. White Widow
One of the classic hybrid strains. White Widow is a cross between South Indian indica and Brazilian sativa herbs. It is a super energizing type of weed and really would pair well with the black console. White Widow's excellent genes have been passed down to other strains like White Rhina, Blue Widow, and White Russian. So maybe some of that goodness could help the Xbox Series X.
1. Jack Herer
Winner of several Cannabis Cups, Jack is basically the Duke Nukem 3D of weed. This sativa-dominant strain is ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Does Xbox Series X even Have Duke Nukem 3D? Even Switch does...
There's our list. Please let us know if there are strains of weed that you think would vape well with the Xbox Series X in the Shacknews Chatty comments section below.
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- posted by Alfred D. Nuggets