Ozzie and Briefcase Man announced the Shacknews Game of the Year 2020 last night, and both the Chatty and the editorial team chose Half-Life: Alyx.
What they didn't realize was that we had a much cooler GOTY 2020 vote when compared to Ozzie's dumb Google Form.
Here's your Shantynews Top 71 Games of the Year 2020
- Wreckfest
- Shackmessaging Virus
- Life is Strange
- Ms. PAC-MAN
- Lola Posts
- Duke3D.exe
- Hades
- Shacknews Cortex
- Sudoku
- Star Fox 64
- PaRappa The Rapper
- Sex
- Among Us
- The Legend of Zelda - A Link to the Past
- Final Fantasy
- Final Fantasy 4
- Final Fantasy 6
- Blaseball
- Hide and Seek
- Commander Keen
- Pajama Sam: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside
- Dominons 5
- Dungeons and Dragons 5E
- Peggle
- RIP wtf242
- Dark Souls 3
- Dark Souls
- Dark Souls 2
- Duke Nukem 2
- Mystery Case Files - Escape from Ravenhearst
- Quake
- Pocket Pool
- Forager
- Pajama Sam 3: You Are What You Eat From Your Head To Your Feet
- Mass Effect 2
- Slay The Spire
- Civ 6
- Beer Fridge Tetris
- Politics
- Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
- Wolfenstein 3D
- F-Zero X
- Plus Plus
- Dead Cells
- Commander Keen
- Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms
- Guessing the Cyberpunk 2077 Release Date
- LEGO STAR WARS: The Force Awakens
- Chinese Food
- Crusader Kings 3
- Xenogears
- Guilty Gear X2
- Monster Train
- Half-Life: Alyx
- Pajama Sam 2: Thunder And Lightning Aren't So Frightening
- Stardew Valley
- Dylan
- Pajama Sam 4: Life Is Rough When You Lose Your Stuff!
- DooM
- Pajama Sam's Lost & Found
- Animal Crossing: New Horizons
- Total Overdose
- Peggle Nights
- Dodge the Covid
- NHL Breakaway '99
- What Spider is That? - Featuring Sam Chandler
- NHL 94 Rewind
- Undertale
- No One Can Stop Mr. Domino
- Minecraft
- The one you just lost
Scratch that, you guys with your old balls picked some wack ass shit.
SHANTYNEWS GAME OF THE YEAR 2020 - ROCKET LEAGUE
The real Shantynews GOTY 2020 is Rocket League. Sure, no one actually voted for it, but your list was bad and you should feel bad. Next time we give you the opportunity to create a game of the year list with no rules, maybe actually be more imaginative. We are also disappointed in the overwhelming lack of voter fraud and ballot stuffing. You used to be cool, Shacknews. Actually, scratch that too. You were never cool.
Don't like it? Go cry to Ozzie, since you all loved his poll so fucking much. Anyway, congratulations to Psyonix Studios for their huge W today. Rocket League is your Shantynews Game of the Year 2020, and there is nothing that the punk ass Shacknews Staff or you Shackers can do to stop us.
- posted by Ichiban Buffy-Sugo Stan
