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Rambo is a 'Machine of War' in new trailer

A new trailer for Rambo: The Video Game shows off John Rambo doing what he does best: effortlessly killing people.


Sure, games like The Last of Us are pushing the boundaries of performance in video games. However, low-budget games can't really afford to go beyond plastic-faced, emotionless character models. Fortunately that puts them around the acting range of Sly Stallone, making Rambo: The Video Game a natural choice. A new trailer shows off Rambo doing what he does best: murdering exceptionally poor marksmen.

It's really not even a fair fight, as a few of the sequences show people firing fully automatic weapons and not once hitting the gigantic meat-sack that is John Rambo. He doesn't seem to mind the deck stacked his favor, though, as he kills them all without cracking a frown. Or smile. Or anything, really.

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    January 10, 2014 10:10 AM

    Steve Watts posted a new article, Rambo is a 'Machine of War' in new trailer.

    A new trailer for Rambo: The Video Game shows off John Rambo doing what he does best: effortlessly killing people.

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      January 10, 2014 10:18 AM

      waaaaait, no Xbox version?!

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      January 10, 2014 10:23 AM

      If the game doesn't have a choice at the start to play the game or keep pounding rocks at a quarry in an endless QTE, then it's not a Rambo game.

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      January 10, 2014 10:44 AM

      HEH, those graphics...

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      January 10, 2014 11:08 AM

      really, wow,

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      January 10, 2014 11:13 AM

      Looks more stable than BF4.

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        January 10, 2014 11:47 AM


        To bad I have yet to crash since launch, and I have 200+ hours on BF4 multiplayer.

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          January 10, 2014 12:19 PM

          ya right fanboi!!!!

          I dont have the game but every single BF game I've owned (all of them except 2142 and BF4) have been crashy buggy messes. hell I cant even play BFBC2 because it crashes after 30 minutes every single time. I've tried everything

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            January 10, 2014 1:18 PM

            Fanyboy? Really?

            I can tell you right now I despise EA/DICE buisness model in most cases, but I have not found anything wrong with my install of Battlefield 4 on Windows 7. So call me what you would like, but I've played BF1942 (worked fine), BF2 (some netcode issues, but no crashing), B2142 (worked AMAZING), and now BF4 (no issues at all except with some netcode which they are working on).

            I view netcode issues as really a non-issue, because if everyone is dealing with the same netcode then to me that is fair. Yeah it's shitty to be laying prone and getting sniped off of a building where no way in hell someone from the ground could get you, but eh...It's a game I'll get over it.

            I stand by my "To bad I have yet to crash since launch, and I have 200+ hours on BF4 multiplayer."

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              January 10, 2014 1:22 PM

              Is this a serious sub thread?

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                January 10, 2014 1:35 PM

                he is the only 1%.

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                January 10, 2014 2:19 PM

                Didn't mean it to become that, but when someone calls me a fanboy of something I will either admit I am (for example nVIDIA and Intel all the way!), but if I am not I will state that I am not and back it up with facts.

                ^_^ All in good spirits...

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                  January 10, 2014 6:50 PM

                  1: your anecdotal "facts"
                  2: solipsistic viewpoint that if it hasn't happened to you it must not be a problem

                  great posts bro

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              January 10, 2014 3:16 PM

              Then you must be the luckiest person in the world. Go play the lottery.

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          January 10, 2014 3:32 PM

          Most of the rest of people that play the game have seen at least a few. I had a few days with no crashes but now I think I'm around 1 per night, that is if I don't see a showstopper and rage quit first.

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      January 10, 2014 11:16 AM


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      January 10, 2014 11:31 AM

      This looks fucking awesome. Day 1 purchase.

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      January 10, 2014 11:33 AM

      They should have him grit his teeth when firing machine guns or something -- looks ridiculously bad.

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      January 10, 2014 11:37 AM


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      January 10, 2014 12:09 PM

      I just see Cedric Bixler-Zavala when I look at that hair on Rambo.

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      January 10, 2014 12:56 PM

      Those dead eyes... he's a killer alright!

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      January 10, 2014 1:32 PM

      wait, this isn't a mobile release?

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      January 10, 2014 2:02 PM

      I'd rather they make a game based off of first blood

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      January 10, 2014 3:37 PM

      Not sure why they didn't just license the latest Dunia or CryEngine.

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      January 10, 2014 6:34 PM

      my GOD! the graphics, are you sure we have PCs that can handle these graphics?

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      January 10, 2014 6:53 PM

      Actually looks like fun. Count me in when it hits $5 on Steam.

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        January 10, 2014 7:12 PM

        They need to make a Robocop game like this.

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      January 10, 2014 6:54 PM

      I hope it has improved Mullet Physics for the PC version.

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      January 11, 2014 3:00 AM

      I love the gibbing.

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      January 11, 2014 4:05 AM

      it would be more of a challenging game not to kill people.

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      January 11, 2014 1:48 PM

      Oh god, I kinda want to preorder now to get a Rambo bobblehead.

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