SCRANTON AREA PAPER COMPANY DUNDER MIFFLIN APOLOGIZES TO VALUED CLIENT; SOME COMPANIES STILL KNOW HO

Local manager claims to "Still know how business is done"

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An obscene watermark of a duck fornicating with a mouse was found printed on copier paper shipments that were disturbed across local schools & businesses around Scranton, PA. Dunder Mifflin Regional Manager of the Scranton branch, Michael Scott, 21, Claims that the mistake was a "One time thing" after arguing with a high level local public education figure who refused to accept his apology and the oversized check.

 

Barbara Allen is not pleased with the situation

 Shacknews reached out to the Mr. Scott, the Regional Manager to ask for the specifics, after rumors surfaced that Mr. Scott would be fired over the incident, to which he replied. "It would take a Swat Team to remove me from this office". He goes on to confirm that he was a "scape goat" and threatens the future of paper. "If I were to be fired, I swear to god, that every piece of copier paper in this town is going to have the "F" word on it. The "F" word. You have one day". We reached out to Dunder Mifflin CFO David Wallace who declined to comment but seemed confused and irritable.

 

The air is deadly still at the offices of 1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA.
The air is deadly still at 1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA.

 

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