Red Faction: Armageddon earns Mr. Toots cameo

Since the demo for Red Faction: Armageddon was downloaded over one million times, the rainbow farting unicorn--aptly named Mr. Toots--will be included as an unlockable "weapon" in the final game.

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Volition has announced that the farting unicorn--affectionately known as Mr. Toots--will indeed be added to the arsenal of weaponry found in Red Faction: Armageddon.

The living "weapon" was promised as a last-minute addition if the Armageddon demo for the was downloaded over one million times. Since downloads have hit that mark, the creature will be added to the game as an unlockable reward for completing the single-player campaign.

The magical unicorn is in good absurd company as Red Faction Guerrilla already included an unlockable "Ostrich Hammer" for multiplayer gameplay. Lucky for those looking to fire rainbows out of a screaming fictional animal's backside, the process to unlock the weapon is far easier than Guerrilla's secret weapon.

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    May 31, 2011 4:45 PM

    Xav de Matos posted a new article, Red Faction: Armageddon earns cameo from Mr. Toots.

    Since the demo for Red Faction: Armageddon was downloaded over one million times, the rainbow farting unicorn--aptly named Mr. Toots--will be included as an unlockable "weapon" in the final game.

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      May 31, 2011 4:55 PM

      Kind of disturbing...

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      May 31, 2011 4:56 PM

      Holy shit that trailer was the best thing I've seen in my entire life

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      May 31, 2011 4:59 PM

      Mr. Toots for Pres. 2012!!!

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      May 31, 2011 5:19 PM

      Shooter gun of the year?

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      May 31, 2011 5:23 PM

      This is now a Pony Thread.

      I Need Pictures! Pictures of Ponies!

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      May 31, 2011 5:53 PM

      Haha. Reminds of the Diablo 3 art thing.

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      May 31, 2011 5:55 PM

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      June 1, 2011 6:51 AM

      Underground and not open world = no interest at all.

      Sorry Volition, you went witht he wrong concept for me.

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      June 1, 2011 7:38 AM

      A bunch of people in Japan just watched that video and went, "WTF Americans are so strange."

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      June 1, 2011 7:43 AM

      Yay, the shack now has the most annoying agegate on the internet.

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