Sick of Elden Ring doing mean things to my favorite characters

Sick of Elden Ring doing mean things to my favorite characters

There may be some spoilers (PIC NOT RELATED) in here, but gosh dangit, how sick are you of FromSoftware killing off the best NPCs in depresssing ways?!


I'm a fool. A fool in Elden Ring. I've been through this rodeo so many times and I should know better and I still fall for it. FromSoftware introduces me to some cool freaking NPCs, I get attached, and then the story gets more and more dour and before I know it, horrible things happen to these ill-fated pals. I should have known it would also happen in Elden Ring, and yet I was having so much fun I forgot which developer's games I was playing for a sec.

Spoiler Warning! Said NPCs are mentioned below!

Are you still here? Did you read my warning above?

I'll wait a second more if you don't want to be spoiled.


Good? Good. Good...


Blaidd from the Elden Ring. Half-man, half-wolf, all bada**
Blaidd from the Elden Ring. Half-man, half-wolf, all bada**

Aaaah!!! Screw you, Miyazaki! How could you make a dude this cool and then do what you did to him?!

For those who may have missed this fellow, he's a half-man, half-wolf warrior and protector of Ranni the Witch. She's the one who meets you at one of the first Sites of Grace at the Church of Elleh in Limgrave and gives you the Summoning Bell, as well as the Lone Wolves Spirit. You won't meet him right away. Instead, you might hear him before you ever see him. He's hanging out around the Mistwood Ruins howling from the top of a spire.

After you hear his howls, you can go to the Wandering Merchant Kale at the Church of Elleh and ask him about it. He'll give you one of the coolest gestures in the game, the finger snap, and that will allow you to signal Blaidd from below his perch that you are a friend.

He's a giant! Towering well over any Tarnished, he is easily recognized by his shiny armor, fuzzy cloak, mighty-looking greatsword, and, of course, his wolf head. Moreover, Blaidd is a fierce warrior searching for a traitor. Once you help him find said traitor, Blaidd proves to be an even more fierce ally.

Moreover, your adventures with Blaidd take on a bigger role as you lend aid to Ranni in her questline. Blaidd is her shadow, a companion gifted to her and, even beyond his artificial existence, loyal to her beyond his very life's purpose. His journey alongside you leads him to aid you in one of the toughest boss fights in the game like the glorious mountain of man-wolf he is.

Blaidd, sword in hand, where you find him the first time in Mistwood Ruins.
Blaidd, sword in hand, where you find him the first time in Mistwood Ruins.

However, his loyalty becomes a tragic part of Blaidd's storyline. You see, Blaidd was created by the Two Fingers to protect Ranni. But it was also the Two Fingers intention for Blaidd to police her in case she should ever turn against the Golden Order. That is her secret goal: to rebel against the Fingers and Gods and remove their meddlesome influence from humanity, allowing the world to grow without the Golden Order's corrupting hand.

And that is where Blaidd's very being comes into turmoil. He loves Ranni. He loves her beyond his programmed purpose. In the end, it causes him severe suffering. He tries to turn his back on the Order in loyalty to Ranni and even kills assassins sent by the Black Knife to protect her. He can't hold out in the end, and it falls to you, his friend, to lay him to rest.

I am not joking when I say I was upset as upset can be to fight Blaidd. I know I'm not alone. Nearly everyone I've ever seen on social media who has ever spent time with Blaidd agrees he's the goodest boy. Heck sake, if we rewrote the best NPCs in FromSoftware games feature now, I would be twisting everyone's arms to include Blaidd in the Top 3. He's that cool.

FromSoftware always does this

Solaire of Astora, what a cool guy. Sure would be a shame if a parasite ate his brain.
Solaire of Astora, what a cool guy. Sure would be a shame if a parasite ate his brain.Caption

Blaidd is far from the only cool character FromSoftware has ever done dirty, even in Elden Ring alone. I'm not going to go into as much detail on some of the other characters, but Rya? Wonderful character. The most adorable meek gal with a cruel fate kept from her. Iron Fist Alexander? The most stalwart warrior hoping to prove himself and hearty friend! But he can't measure up in the end. Sorcerer Rogier? Lovely magical fellow. But his body fails him before he can achieve his goals.

And then there's some of our favorite character from other FromSoftware games. Siegmeyer of Catarina? Lucatiel of Mirrah? Ostravia of Boletaria? Solaire of Astora? (okay, yes, I know Solaire can be saved, but his bad end is pretty bad!) Many of our favorite characters throughout FromSoftware Soulsborne meet their fates in dastardly unfortunate ways despite their best efforts and interests. Miyazaki sure does love giving us a cool character and then doing bad things to them. I think one of the very few characters that manages to be cool, have a good story, and lead a good end is Eileen the Crow, and that's with substantial help from you, the player.

You know who the unsung heroes of this situation are? The community. The fans. And especially the artists. They give these characters life and meaning beyond their tragic fates and immortalize them beyond Miyazaki's ploys to end them terribly! For heckin' sake, just look at this fanart of little Rya and Tanith's Crucible Knight. Just look at it, I say!

There's a good chance I'm just plain salty in the moment. Blaidd was my bro. He was my man-wolf in arms. He helped me in a glorious battle against Radahn. I was quite mad to see how it came out in the end. You did your best, Blaidd. Rest easy. And shame on you, Miyazaki and FromSoftware. Stop killing off my favorite folks

From The Chatty
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    May 5, 2022 7:13 PM

    An Elden Ring rant: Sick of Miyazaki killing off my favorite NPC pals in terrible ways

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      May 5, 2022 10:03 PM

      I was sad to see what happened to the mage lady after all the helped me through the game.

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      May 5, 2022 10:31 PM

      I can barely distinguish between the npcs and enemies (the npcs don’t attack me…), I dont have a clue as to their storylines…

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      May 5, 2022 11:47 PM

      You forgot crab-bro Blackguard! What they did to him was some cruel stuff.

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        May 6, 2022 6:17 AM

        I missed his entire quest! Hope to grab it next playthrough

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        May 6, 2022 6:24 AM

        Dung eaters can be pretty loathsome

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        May 6, 2022 6:25 AM

        well his name is blackguard and he stole a necklace from Rya, so he seems like kind of a dick even though he didn't want to end up in the land between

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        May 6, 2022 7:03 AM

        Yeah, you're right. He was done dirty from the get-go and got done dirtier as the game went on.

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        May 6, 2022 7:25 AM

        My second run I just straight up killed the dung eater, so Blackguard is safe.

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          May 6, 2022 8:58 AM

          I stabbed that asshole in the back as soon as I found him in the sewers.

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            May 6, 2022 9:03 AM

            I am doing a third run currently, and planned on going evil/crazy, but deep down I don't think I want him running around. We'll see.

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              May 6, 2022 9:08 AM

              I looked it up, and the ending I'm going for is different, so that fucker is dead when I see him.

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            May 6, 2022 10:43 AM

            You can feed Seluvis' potion to him for an alternate outcome

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              May 6, 2022 11:29 AM

              Can confirm, they're a crazy strong summon too!

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      May 6, 2022 2:08 AM

      Miyazaki and George R. R. Martin = everything you love will die

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        May 6, 2022 7:02 AM

        I knoooooow.... and yet every game I'm like, "ah gosh this fella's rad. Hope nothing ridiculously horrible happens to them." like a clockwork fool.

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      May 6, 2022 4:29 AM

      Killing off sympathetic/likable characters is more a George R.R. Martin thing

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      May 6, 2022 5:30 AM


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        May 6, 2022 7:00 AM

        I'm sorry. I'll try to tag rants with spoilers better in the future. :(

        Maybe like.... a big flashing banner.

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      May 6, 2022 7:23 AM

      I really liked Iron Fist Alexander, but knew it wouldn't end well, or at least end better. Hell, the voice kinda gave it away. The games are set in dying worlds/empires and I guess we have to expect this type of thing, but it still sucks.

      Maybe Armored Core will change that! Probably not

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