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Elon Musk not sure if he has COVID-19 after predicting it would be gone by April

Elon Musk not sure if he has COVID-19 after predicting it would be gone by April

The billionaire moron tweeted out some more bullshit today, without acknowledging the irony of his situation.

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Everyone's favorite billionaire dumb ass, Elon Musk, tweeted out that he has been tested four times for COVID-19, with two tests coming back positive and two tests coming back negative. This is the same CEO who tweeted out this bullshit back in March, 2020.

And this then there's this other gem from March.

How could it be that Elon was wrong? He can't be, according to himself, so he blamed testing. (Kinda like the president does)

The professional fart sniffer really seems in denial about the whole thing. 

We can only hope he gets really sick and actually learns about the pain and suffering that he is been in denial about all year. We don't want him to die, as his cars are pretty cool, and we want to try out that Starlink satellite Internet, but he could use several nice and swift kicks to his nuts and today's news is a good start.

- posted by Ronald Q. Science

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