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11,951 chatty comments by "HojuSimpson"
- Posted Aug 14, 2006 12:54pm PDT Using the books for 27x chainsaw madness is like sex, just without the orgasm or bragging rights of being with a real girl. OK, its like sex, just...
- Posted Aug 11, 2006 2:25pm PDT We had a contest when we lived together. He kicked my ass easily. Dude has mad internet girl skills.
- Posted Aug 11, 2006 2:21pm PDT Bagel, remember when you went out with that girl last year, it was so bad that you called me from the bathroom and begged me to bail you somehow?...
- Posted Aug 11, 2006 1:44pm PDT Dude, you should have told her that with an XBL gamer score as high as yours, you don't need any shit like this from some skirt. You should have...
- Posted Aug 10, 2006 1:29pm PDT Dude, cans don't get big from paltry 15-18.00 dollar menus. You need to feed those puppies. P.S. lol at internet dating, it's like sex with...
- Posted Aug 07, 2006 12:57pm PDT I'll have to pick up that DoA4 arcade stick if this comes out. I miss that 20 hit Liu Kang combo from 10 years ago! Yes, Ba-Gel. I have returned...
- Posted Apr 26, 2005 11:04am PDT I'll make sure everyone gets pictures of bagel playing sexy new Halo maps in his sexy old boxers. OH MY GOSH!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!
- Posted Nov 24, 2004 10:31am PST If there was a time for witty hazing recommendations, now is the time.
- Posted Nov 24, 2004 9:08am PST Don't confuse your homophobic insecurities to mask your true jealousy of my piano playing skills....and my many sequined coats....er, nevermind
- Posted Nov 24, 2004 9:02am PST funny, how you infer gay sex from that line...almost Freudian :)
- Posted Nov 24, 2004 8:57am PST Don't believe his lies. Bagel, you have insulted my honor, and I know demand satisfaction!
