Why is Solstice publishing so many Articles today?

Why is Solstice publishing so many Articles today?

WHat's his problem yo?

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Am I spamming cortex? Maybe....

 

Am I gonna win Shacknews™ today? Inevitably. Fuck, I read EVERY LAST SINGLE Cortex article that has been published. ALL OF THEM, today. Like just this morning.  And now I am publishing a shit ton more. Am I doing it for SHacknews? Some might argue yes, but the truth is I want the internet points.

 

ADDENDUM: It's now 3:30ish PM MDT and I am 7000 points richer, and have read countless front page articles, lol'd a great many posts, and contributed to various threads. 10k points in a single day? I think that's my next benchmark. I still have 9 hours left to win the day/week.

YER GOIN DOWN MADDOG.

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