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Stephen King's Firestarter Remake

Stephen King's Firestarter Remake

Quit making remakes of movies that aren't as good as the original

dognose

I like to go to Thursday matinees since nobody else is in the theatre, and I am always excited to see adaptations of Stephen King movies. They aren't always good, but sometimes there's gems. I will even watch those Lifetime Network short story adaptations.

I had planned on seeing it for a few weeks now, and today was going to be the day.

But then I saw redfive saying it was trash, and so I went to IMDb and read the reviews, holy crap, so much loathing for this movie. One of the kinder reviews urges the reader to 'Watch a yule log on youtube instead.'

So instead I saw Everything Everywhere All at Once! I didn't understand a minute of it, but it wasn't bad. And I had a large buttered popcorn (they layered the butter for me) and a cola Icee.

Review for
movie
3
3
Pros

 I didn't see it

John Carpenter soundtrack, I understand it is very good

Michelle Yeoh movie instead

I had popcorn

They only charge 50 cents for extra butter

Cons

I hate this movie and I haven't even seen it

They have learned nothing from other poor remakes

Like that Pet Sematary one

And Robocop, what the fuck

Okay technically Cronenberg's The Fly is a remake and that was very good. But still

Know what I am saying?

From The Chatty
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    May 19, 2022 6:54 PM

    I saw a movie today

    Read more: Stephen King's Firestarter Remake

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      May 19, 2022 7:15 PM

      Tag: redfive, Borzoi, Milleh

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      May 19, 2022 7:15 PM

      butter! 🤤

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        May 19, 2022 7:29 PM

        They have butter flavour salt too, they don't salt the popcorns and let you do it instead

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      May 19, 2022 7:15 PM

      But why? Did you not read my post?

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        May 19, 2022 7:17 PM

        Oh ahaha, you got me. Thanks for the three points as well for reading your article

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          May 19, 2022 7:21 PM

          I got points for reading my own Cortex lol

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      May 19, 2022 7:21 PM

      I love Cortex so much :(

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        May 19, 2022 7:25 PM

        ^^^ this so much, everybody should make a Cortex when they see a movie

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          May 19, 2022 7:42 PM

          Like seriously I have used editing software for large corporations that weren't as easy

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      May 19, 2022 7:30 PM

      Wait they CHARGE for extra butter when you go see that movie?

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        May 19, 2022 7:30 PM

        Only 50 cents! I would expect to pay at least 75 cents

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          May 19, 2022 7:31 PM

          I’ll pay for rice with my Chinese but extra butter should be free.

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            May 19, 2022 7:33 PM

            Technically I paid more for it because they tip jar got a few bills

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      May 19, 2022 8:04 PM

      They charge you for extra butter?! Barbarians… it’s a condiment. It belongs at the condiment station. >:(

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      May 19, 2022 8:09 PM

      Tag me coward

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        May 19, 2022 8:10 PM

        redshak

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        May 19, 2022 8:11 PM

        I saw you loved Everything Everywhere so I went and saw that are you happy at me now

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          May 19, 2022 8:15 PM

          It was good right? I had no idea the husband was short round from temple of doom

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            May 19, 2022 8:28 PM

            When the screen said it was part 3, I figured I still had a 3rd of the movie left and so I went to the lobby to buy a bottle of water and when I went back in the credits were rolling so I have no idea how it ended

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              May 19, 2022 8:30 PM

              I watched it at home because I no longer fit through doorways

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      May 19, 2022 10:16 PM

      I need coffee. Misread that as "Stephen King's Frasier Remake".

      I'd totally watch that though.

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        May 19, 2022 10:26 PM

        Frasier Crane is back... FROM THE DEAD

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