Shack Shop Super Savings Spectacular: MS DOS 5.0 START UP DISK

Shacknews has a brand new line of really high quality value products that are hitting the Shack Shop today!

Asif Khan

April 1, 2017 6:00 PM

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No one has bought the Intel Inside Pentium Pro Mug. This AWS bill is not going away and I don't know what to do. Jeff Bezos is going to break my kneecaps. He is doing that thing where he calls my house and hangs up to make sure I am home. I am scared, Shack.

We have so many great products that have hit our shop today, First up was a Signed Picture of Lola. Next we have a Signed Picture of Luca. Then was a Signed Picture of Nessy, and after that was a Signed Picture of Lilliana. We are even selling a Signed Picture of Asif in VR. All of these great value products and still, we are coming up short on this month's budget. 

It is time to bring out the big guns. Check out this MS DOS 5.0 START UP DISK! It can be yours for the low low price of $1000.

We are running out of time, Shack. Please buy these products before the end of the day. The AWS people are ruthless. Why did I spend so much money on our E3 booth!?

Asif Khan

CEO/EIC/EIEIO

Asif Khan is the CEO, EIC, and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Tendobox.com. Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.