Asif announced a new line of products for the Shack Shop. Our Shack Analytics based on Chatty search showed us that while Shackers liked our more expensive and high quality T-Shirts, like the Classic, Classic Mini, and 20th Anniversary shirts, there was a gap in our product line. Shackers are smart buyers and today we have the products for you...
I can't do this. Shacknews has been losing money for years. Asif just called me. He is a blubbering mess and begged me to do this. I guess he spent all the money on the E3 booth. We can't afford our AWS bill, but if we can sell enough stuff today we can make it to E3. So today, I really hope you open up your hearts and wallets to us by buying these new products.
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Please, Shacknews. Asif has these snot bubbles that happen when he cries. You're our only hope.
Greg Burke posted a new article, Shack Shop Super Savings Spectacular: Signed Picture of Nessy
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