This $1,200 Assassin's Creed Movie Package Includes A Crossbow

The trend of overpriced, underwhelming gaming collector's editions now branching into movie sales.


Even though the Assassin's Creed movie isn't coming out until December 21, you can get your tickets right now. Kernel, a website that offers "Curated offers on anticipated movies, games and events," has placed several bundles on sale on their site in anticipation of the Assassin's Creed movie.

Packages start at $15 for a movie ticket, collector's watch, temp tattoos, and a digital script, and go all the way up to $1,200. The highest priced package gets you a movie ticket, digital script, "behind-the-scenes extras", and a Spanish Crossbow that is an exact replica of one used in the movie. I'm not an expert in 15th-century European weaponry, but it looks like a pretty good crossbow.

I personally don't really understand the appeal of spending $1,200 for a movie ticket and a crossbow, especially when you can probably get a better crossbow for cheaper. Expecting someone to spend that much money on memorabilia from a movie that isn't even out seems a bit foolhardy to me.

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