Morning Discussion

Windows 7 has finally arrived. I was initially crushed to discover Microsoft had not chosen me to host an official Windows 7 launch party. Eventually I realised this was a blessing, though--Microsoft were freeing me from the legal obligations a sanctioned party would place upon me. I could now give Windows 7 the welcome it deserved.

Wrapped in still-bloody scottish wildcat furs, we began by stomping on bumblebees to signify its many bug fixes as we crunched through handfuls of golden eagle beaks, followed by steamed greyhound and a dessert of otter's feet in jelly, washed down with adder venom wrung direct from the serpent's face. The night had barely begun.

From The Chatty
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    October 23, 2009 6:18 AM

    The new L4D2 video is so awesome. I was already looking forward to it, but now I really can't wait.

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      October 23, 2009 6:19 AM

      i really want that chainsaw

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      October 23, 2009 6:20 AM

      Yeah. This was the video I was waiting for.

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      October 23, 2009 6:29 AM

      Do you think they did it in-house? They seem to have some ridiculously talented movies guys if they did.

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        October 23, 2009 6:41 AM

        Uh, what about the "Meet The" series they did for TF2?

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          October 23, 2009 6:41 AM

          as in, yes they did it in house, of course they did.

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      October 23, 2009 6:43 AM

      I can't wait until games look like that. Valve is getting pretty good at cutscenes.

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      October 23, 2009 6:59 AM

      Link?

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      October 23, 2009 7:05 AM

      The L4D2 video was excellent, the facial animation and character mannerisms were spot on. It was probably the first time a video game intro movie captured the feel of a motion picture. imo

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      October 23, 2009 7:20 AM

      Yeah, i can't wait for this goddamn game. It's gonna rock. The new characters seems awesome.

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      October 23, 2009 7:23 AM

      So good. I wish I could watch it right now. Stupid work blocking the shack and everything gaming related.

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      October 23, 2009 7:29 AM

      I love how Coach forms a "fffff" right after the chocolate helicopter gag, but then it cuts away. :D

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      October 23, 2009 7:37 AM

      Have you pre-ordered it already?

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      October 23, 2009 7:50 AM

      Anyone else feel that "coach" is mostly a re-skinned Heavy?

      at least from the waist - up...

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        October 23, 2009 7:55 AM

        So? The heavy was fucking hilarious and awesome.

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          October 23, 2009 8:38 AM

          just seems odd - nothing wrong with it at all - coach is heavy - and the squirrely fellow is scout... not sure about the other two...

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        October 23, 2009 8:26 AM

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      October 23, 2009 7:51 AM

      I wish there were more horror and less humour, though.

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        October 23, 2009 7:55 AM

        come play us in versus then, you'll be terrified :)

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          October 23, 2009 9:00 AM

          Oh, I'm sure. I'm just getting tired of tongue-in-cheek zombie stories.

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        October 23, 2009 8:31 AM

        I've found the spitter terrifying.

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      October 23, 2009 8:14 AM

      when does the demo get released? Tuesday?

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      October 23, 2009 8:28 AM

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      October 23, 2009 8:48 AM

      Is it just me or is the dude in the hat always getting his ass kicked?

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      October 23, 2009 9:03 AM

      Any link that would let watch the video on my touch?

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