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• Project Reality for BF2 is sweeeeeeeet : MagicWishMonkey
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  Loki's Minions CTF Rocket Arena 2 Both for Quake2 : arizona bay
  • God LMCTF owned. I especially loved the different themed maps with different skins, flag capture sounds ... : Defacil
  • I wish someone would come out with a true successor to Rocket Arena. I miss it :*( : phokz
  • LMCTF was fun but I never really played on a map with a lot of players. They were so sparse and the teams... : ieGod
• I'm going to start with Point Defense Systems for Homeworld 2. It tries to take HW2 from RTS to naval tac... : geedeck
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  Gloom for Quake 2 http://www.planetgloom.com/ Humans VS Aliens. Very similar to Natural selection but... : razlebol
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    this was great! last time i checked there were still 1-4 servers running this mod. : Enraged Pineapple
    • Yeah. If you check the site there is 18 players at this time. Probably more in the evening. : razlebol
  • This is my favorite as well. There have been some imitators since then, but nothing has captured me like ... : Syixxs
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  ThunderWalker - my first QuakeWorld experience online was with this mod. It led me to find friends I stil... : Chunks
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    I remember the first time I played CTF on quake 1. It was a simple mod back then. It used only quake gra... : razlebol
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      I saw that played, but I was a bit late to the scene. That had a ball/chain kinda grapple right? I got... : Chunks
      • yes :P : razlebol
    • Serverside Threewave CTF. I have the files for it. I use to play it all the time, and it was doubtless ... : thekidd
  • TWQW was some much fucking fun to play, I could play that all day long. I also miss it. : bugsY
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  CS:S Zombie, The HIdden (Source), and I guess BGH for starcraft could be considered a "mod", also DoTA. : goatjc
  • http://www.hidden-source.com/ CS:S Zombie is not a full out mod, more like an addon and you can see the ... : goatjc
• Slowmo 1 (and 2 - made by me) for quake. : Horn
• Original TF and to a degree TFC. I thought the original TF was revolutionary at the time for what it was ... : Evil Benius
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  Desert Combat for BF1942. : Chepito.
  • this would be much higher on my list if i could fly the damn helicopter :( : kanix
  • DING DING DING! Flying the helicopters was fucking awesome. I have many fond memories of outflying pretty... : thetangent
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  Deathball (for UT2004) The reason i bought UT2004 was that mod. Best team sports game i have ever tried... : humbleone
  • Holy shit, I thought I was the only person that played this! It was an incredibly underrated game; easil... : treefingers1
  • Deathball was great; it was my favorite UT2K4 mod as well (well, maybe after RO). I love games that are s... : Sze Ior
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    people are still playing 2.3! #Radical on quakenet : pyide
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      Yep, the version change between 2.3 and 2.4 caused a lot of split in the community. Both @ north america... : humbleone
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        So are the euros back to 2.3 as well? I rarely join the euro channel for mixes because my ping is unplaya... : pyide
        • Afaik, most pickups running @ #deathball chan is 2.4 atm (3v3). Some euros play 2.3 @ #radical also (I've... : humbleone
• LMCTF, ACTIONQ2 all time favs : onji
• Max Payne Kung-Fu Mod - you got to run around doing crazy HK action shit : spigot
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  Me, I got mad game son. : Rauol Duke
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    how i download u : spiderfill
    • in ur butt : Rauol Duke
• quake2: tourney, ra2, litium, action q2 quake3: urban terror, ra3, freezetag, that ctf mappack addon (fr... : dfz0r
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  flashlight mod for Doom 3. : mojothemagician
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    that's not a mod, that was goddamned divine intervention : dfz0r
    • hahaha yeah man : mojothemagician
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  Forgotten Hope: a ridiculously comprehensive realism mod for BF1942. http://www.moddb.com/mods/4402/... : DonkeyPopsicle
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    I totally forgot about this mod and it was amazing. This and Red Orchestra were definitely my favorite WW... : Evil Benius
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      FH was one of my favorite mods ever. That said have any of you guys tried FH2? I thought it was well done... : dkrulz
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        This was for FH2 yes? If so then I never got the chance. : Evil Benius
        • BF2 argh. : Evil Benius
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  Rocket Arena 2.. The chaos of playing it in teams was just so awesome and the pace of q2 suited that mod ... : -efx-
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    I hear so many positive opinions of the various Rocket Arenas, it makes me sad that I never played them. ... : rock elf
    • They released one for quake 4. You would probably get owned like fuck though. : razlebol
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  RA2, Desert Combat (BF1942), CS:S Zombie : Wolfanoz
  • Awesome picks right there. : Pneum0
• Quakeworld RA and CA! There was nothing like hitting someone into the air with a rocket and holding them... : .frame
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  Firearms for Half-life was so good. : NeoMoose
  • yes! : duncandun
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  I forget the name, but the Unreal Tournament '99 mod where it was basically Counterstrike. Back before I ... : tomservo
  • Oh and Eraser bots for Quake2. STILL some of the best bots ever, with a slick Win32 interface ... oh my g... : tomservo
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    There was 2. Tactical ops and Strike Force. Tactical ops was more like CS than the other one. : razlebol
    • Yeah, TacOps was the one. I enjoyed it quite a bit. : tomservo
  • I've still got one of the installers for that on a cd somewhere. It was fun but for some reason it never ... : sigpro
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  Quake 2/3: Rocket Arena http://rocketarena.planetquake.gamespy.com/downloads.shtm The ultimate mod. Fas... : ieGod
  • Dude, you left out quakeworld in your rocket arena comments:) : .frame
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  I have a history of supporting awesome mods that go nowhere. Generations Arena for Quake3 was my baby : ConfusedUs
  • I can vouch for Checkmate's awesome qualities. I really enjoyed it. Also, good call on Generations. : ieGod
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  Jailbreak: Quake 2. Reason, best mod ever. : gmd
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    I remember this one. It was fun. I loved Q2. : dirge23
    • Hey what's up fellow Q2 worshipers. Best multiplayer game ever. : ieGod
  • There is JailBreak for the source engine. It's still in beta though. : razlebol
  • TF2 needs a Jailbreak mode as an alternate for Sudden Death. : ConfusedUs
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  Natural Selection for Halflife. Its a fun spacemarines vs. aliens mod, where one person can play as the c... : Vash108
  • Hell Yes!! : dedgecko
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    No no no, Natural Selection is so much more than this. Marines and aliens are two entirely different t... : A Sponge
    • Rambling is right, but you certainly capture the feel of NS. I loved that game and can't wait for NS2. : IHATEDUST
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      I want NS2 now!! I'd pay $200 for it. : sanchez
      • I wonder if Valve has considered picking up these guys... Though at the same time, I wonder if there w... : dedgecko
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  There's so many good mods for Oblivion, those that play know what they are. The one that makes the map la... : DM7
  • DarkUI, Deadly Reflex, Francesco's, Martigen's, etc. : ErikTehRed
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    Well then this is the opportunity to tell everyone else what they are. : geedeck
    • I think the one I like the most is Quarl's Texture pack (sp?), it makes everything look really good up cl... : DM7
• Even though it was always really unstable, I had a blast with Hidden: Source. Premise: Smear the quee... : dedgecko
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  Alien Swarm for UT2004. This game is tons of fun for up to four players. Top-down perspective where yo... : SilverSnake
  • this man has the only true answer. A couple of quakecons ago I was playing mod with my buddies and eve... : sammyjojo
  • it was awesome but DAMN it was hard. you NEVER had enough ammo. : NeoMoose
  • This mod was really really close to being FANTASTIC, as it was it was just really great. : SenorSpine
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    Why did it die is the question. It had real promise. : Pneum0
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      They're making a commercial version on the source engine so they stopped working on the free one. : SenorSpine
      • they've been working on it since before HL2 released. I wonder if the game is even still being worked on... : dedgecko
• Action Half Life, by far. : zagzig32
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  Killer Quake Pack for Quake. Tons of weapons that really spiced up deathmatch, and were way before the... : sasoi
  • I loved the Xena throwing disk in that and the dogs. I played that mod a ton. : Horn
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    wow, the page is still up: http://kqp.horoy.com/ : sasoi
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      Oh god thats a trip back in time. I love the little internet buttons that used to be everywhere (Netscap... : Horn
      • Agreed. It was like one giant shack. : zakazi
• Complex Mod for Homeworld 2: http://www.homeworld2complex.com/ - The newest version just came out yeste... : Sailor of Fortune
• Natural Selection or TF (how awesome was running around in that big room before a round would start hitti... : thewindcriesmary
• Q3F rip :( : xxiv
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  counter-strike best game mod ever. : Iwannaacura
  • SECOND : Relentles$
• GLOOM >:( : c0bra
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  Can anyone suggest some good Civ4 mods? : geedeck
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    I hear good things about Fall From Heaven II, but I've no actual experience with it. : Deathlove
    • yeah, it is very cool. the civilizations can play dramatically different, depending on their abilities, s... : stgulik
• Definitely TF for original Quake, followed by Threewave CTF. And I can't wait to see some Star Wars or : Nitrium
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  Quake 3 Gridiron. I remember playing on Gridiron servers during Superbowls for the people that didn't ca... : tangles
  • Also, Navy Seals: Covert Operations Q3 mod. : tangles
• Quake 1 Painkeep mod w/ Can o' Beans : tangles
• Tekagi's Treasure (Freelancer) Not that it's my favorite mod but I've been playing this recently and i... : vynn
• Lithium for Quake 2. Grap hooks and crazy power ups but doesn't go too far from the original game. ht... : kanix
• PVK 2 (Pirates, Vikings, and Knights) http://www.pvkii.com/ One of the best source mods I've ever s... : coyoterys
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  - Max Payne Kung Fu 3.0 - It's awesome - http://www.fileshack.com/file.x/2380/KungFu+Mod+3.0 - (old) V... : pyide
  • I remember that one. It was pretty fun.. that video makes me want to reinstall Max Payne : Mmmmmoo
• air buccaneers is the best mod ever and no one has ever, or will ever top it : JINKY
• Action Quake, RA3 : Serpico74
• not a mod, but if the Restoration Mod for KOTOR 2 ever comes out I will be VERY happy! http://www.team-gi... : thetangent
• Jailbreak and Weapons Factory : Bull
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  Action Quake 2, Thunderwalker CTF for Quakeworld are probably my favorites. : bugsY
  • Same, and throw in Rocket Arena :( : midgetherder
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  Slave Master for UT2004. I find this game mode to be the most fun free-for-all gametype out there. Her : OverloadUT
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    This mod would be better with racist overtones. : SockMonkeh
    • I actually had more than one person complain about the name of the mod and request that I change it. : OverloadUT
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    ??? There is a reply by SockMonkeh above this one, but every time I refresh the chatty it disappears unti... : OverloadUT
    • And now this one is doing the same thing. I give up! : OverloadUT
• Head Hunters for Quake, Q2 and Q3.... Simple gameplay with a lot of depth. In FFA you basically DM and... : Str8Dog
• The Specialists - Halflife mod. TS was inspired by the Matrix and other action heavy kungfu fighting ... : duncandun
• I dunno about favorite, but does anyone else remember a mod called Science and Industry? Pretty sure it w... : Robotic Puppy Eater
• ChaosDM. : tyrelhill
• Frontline Force for Half-Life. I'm not sure if it was the first, but it was a mod that had capture point... : Matt Burris
• TFC Hunted. : spectr3
• Jedi Knight II - Lightsabers only. : atom519
• Sven Coop - It was so great running through HL with 10 people as well as the ton of maps you could downlo... : mugwet
• RA3 bar none. The original Team Fortress (for Quake) is a somewhat close second. I guess CS:S would have ... : InfoBiter
• quake:team fortress, q2:lithium, q3:ra3 : Sludgehead
• Synergy coop mod for HL2 Its coop Loads of maps You can play the HL2 campaign in coop plus i think E... : peetabix01

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  This post is a cock tease, much like the entire show. : skitzo
  • No I am just slow... I didn't think the write the whole thing and THEN split the post =( : Toth21
• wow : hirosushima
• so this means you liked it, as I see no bitching. : topkatz
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  I think I now officially hate the show.... and not for the reasons many seem to on here. I don't mind the : Toth21
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    its the greatest show ever. how dare you question the writing or plotholes : bozer
    • Or in Toth's case, portholes. : Masem
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    The point of Charlie's death was that he realized it was inevitable he was going to die one way or anothe : hardfl1p
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      Sorry but read my thread, thats bullshit. Clearly in the previous vision, Desmond saw Charlie die, and t : Toth21
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        Charlie could have kept "gaming" Desmond's visions, maybe, but he just decided it was his time more than : dirge23
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          Well thats your choice to believe, but that means Charlie is an idiot fool. Sorry but we have already : Toth21
          • Is there anything in Charlie's backstory that suggests he is not a fool? : dirge23
          • That aside, I found Charlie's death to be way more satisfying than the deaths of various other characters : dirge23
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            Yeah? How good would the writing be if every episode had desmond saving charlie from death for the next : megarust32
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              Your missing my point: Why do you believe so firmly that Desmond's visions were true? Why DOES IT HAV : Toth21
              • I would imagine that if I was in Charlie's shoes, I would reach a point where I'd accept the inevitable r... : riptyde
              • My point is that it is the writer's intention. Desmond continuously saved Charlie from death, and each t... : megarust32
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            What you're missing is that Charlie's entire backstory has been about him losing his faith. This ending : whistler
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              Read my above response. I agree it could have been poetic, but instead they through logic out the windows : Toth21
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                Jack saw visions of his dead father leading him to a coffin. SO REALISTIC. : mittense
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                  Read my below response, that is also a cop out. There is a difference between realism in a fantasy story, : Toth21
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                    Yeah, I don't really care. : mittense
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                      Ok then why did you respond =( ? : Toth21
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                        Because you're looking for logic in a show that has people stranded on a magical island out in the middle... : dante2010
                        • No its not at all, whatever I give up. You have no clue what I am trying to say, and your just bashing me... : Toth21
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                You are looking for believability in a show that involves people surviving a plane crash where the plane ... : riptyde
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                  No you shouldn't because that is the generic argument for some asking for some believability in story of ... : Toth21
                  • Jack needs to kill off some of the extras. And then start selling skin flutes for cheap!! He's sittin o... : dedgecko
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                    So why was Charlie's decision so unbelievable or out of character for him? His love for Claire blinded h... : dante2010
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                      Lol you don't understand me. I agree that him sacrificing himself for Clair and Aaron is believable, BUT : Toth21
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                        You are very welcome for the jibe. I realize that you'll be sticking to your opinion no matter what : dante2010
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                          I have considered that fully. I also think thats rubbish =( He already had a previous example of things g : Toth21
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                            Things were only okay if desmond intervened. Charlie would've died several episodes before otherwise : dedgecko
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                              Thats not my point I am saying he had a previous instance where Desmond supposedly "changed" things and ... : Toth21
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                                Do you think Charlie would be willing to risk it not working out and Claire not being rescued if he decid : dante2010
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                                  Dude your still losing me. Let me spell this baby out for you... I LOVE ALTRUISTIC STORIES. They are some : Toth21
                                  • OK, I get ya. You're no longer arguing that Charlie was stupid for killing himself. Now you've switched : dante2010
                      • Your previous posts make it seem like you would have done anything possible to both stop the jammer and s... : dante2010
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        http://www.lostpedia.com/wiki/Catch-22#Real_time_events I also posted this futher down, but according to : mn3m0n1c
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          No I watched that episode like 4 days ago. I actually rewound to the vision to make sure, it was quite cl... : Toth21
          • Annnd - you're correct! (Just watched the intro again on ABC.com) it does clearly show both Jin and Charl : mn3m0n1c
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    start watching the new season... it gets ridiculously awesome, really fast. you gotta forgive some of t... : mwasher
    • Yeah season 4 is way better so far. They've hit the ground running. : Carnivac
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    Well, regarding your first complaint (about Charlie's death): (a): It was a hand grenade: Charlie had : mn3m0n1c
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      Good arguments. : megarust32
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        Point c is inconsistent with point a, but I agree anyway. : dirge23
        • I should have stated that I don't think Charlie would have had time to think of all that! ;D My theory is : mn3m0n1c
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      Well, assuming the base was a closed system (no air leaving it normally), if Charlie had left the door op... : Masem
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        Well this science is all well and good, but for that to factor in at all into the decision making process : riptyde
        • Or it was just bad writing... thats an even simpler explanation. : Toth21
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        My thought is that if you have a habitat like the one on this show, pressurized to allow for a pool (what : mn3m0n1c
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          Whoops, ...enter through the pool because of... ...enter through the pool primarily because of... gotta s : mn3m0n1c
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            It could not enter faster than the air could escape out the small port hole. Add in the fact that there i... : Toth21
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              If it was a simple pin-prick size hole, and the air inside was at the exact pressure of the water, you sh... : Masem
              • No I am not arguing that water would enter, I am saying it would be like "Hey guys there is a small breac... : Toth21
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      (a): He didn't die from the grenade. He didn't seal it because he thought he was going to blow up, he : Toth21
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        now you're just fighting everyone's points for the sake of it. : aaarrrgh
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          No I am fighting people's points because I hate when people defend bad writing with half answers. I don't... : Toth21
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            But then most people seem to disagree, and find your points to be invalid, with answers that I personally... : aaarrrgh
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              Ok how can you possibly find point C totally invalid? Basic physics disagrees with you. If you want to ac... : Toth21
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                Where does it say I am debating point c? I'm not the fucking comic book guy. : aaarrrgh
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                  Whatever this isn't a nerd off or something, I am not talking about some ridiculous new Star Trek particl... : Toth21
                  • cool. : aaarrrgh
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        sigh. you can nitpick and find 1000 ways that they might have tried to save poor charlie. but here's t : smax
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          Lol I don't watch TV, I have been watching lost because its been so much better than most TV. Also it : Toth21
          • charlie was pretty convinced by that point. : smax
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        Re: (a) - People do panic, though. And panicky people often make irrational decisions. And while Charlie : mn3m0n1c
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          Does it matter where it would flood from??? COME ON. The point is that anyone with half a brain cell woul : Toth21
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            Oh also Even if his panic though was to close the door, he then had time to realize that was stupid ass : Toth21
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              I'm guessing this is your main gripe - you're 'mad' that Charlie didn't live up to your expectations of h... : mn3m0n1c
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                Bah I give up, I am talking about poor writing, not emotional investment. Nice try though =) : Toth21
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                  I didn't mean to belittle your opinion or anything, I just found it amusing that we're all discussing the : mn3m0n1c
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                    Thats my point! They WERE doing something right (at least for me) but then they fucked the whole thing up... : Toth21
                    • I'm sorry they let you down, then. :( Srsly though, you should at least check out the next few episodes, ... : mn3m0n1c
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                  Yes, pehaps Charlie is a moron for not taking the obvious escape route from the flooding room. The point : dante2010
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                    I disagree whole heartedly , because once they stopped the Two crazy chicks and patchy, HE THOUGH HE WAS : Toth21
                    • Till he was in the room, and saw the flashing light and pressed the button - he then knew that Desmond's : dedgecko
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                      It doesn't add up in your mind. In the minds of most others here it does... I guess we're all wrong tho : dante2010
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                        It only adds up if you like forced altruism. Personally I am a huge fan of altruistic stories when they a... : Toth21
                        • I think you need to be patient dude. Just because there was no pay off for Charlie's actions in the next... : dante2010
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            It matters to the writers who are making up the story is my (admittedly minor) point. When you're plottin : mn3m0n1c
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              This is true, and you are correct that water would rise from the moon pool and not the portal (if the doo : exigence7
              • Thanks, I thought that's what they were called, but didn't want to use an incorrect term; also, your seco : mn3m0n1c
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                And he doesn't open after the water starts filling because? : Toth21
                • Because he thought he had to DIE! : dante2010
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                  I believe the door opens toward the small room, which means he woudl have had to open it against the wate : exigence7
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                    Ok first of all it opened outward, so there was no pressure issueo] and secondly you are now reaching wa... : Toth21
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                      Lol what? I'm making huge assumptions about the Catholic faith? The belief that you are going to Heaven... : exigence7
                      • Whatever man you are reaching. Yes heaven is a huge part of the Catholic faith, but to assume that he had... : Toth21
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            Do you think that his will to live was still strong at that point? You watched the damn episode, Charlie... : megarust32
            • But he had already accomplished his mission. Lol you don't think Charlie might think at that point "Hey I... : Toth21
      • Yeah, I agree they screwed up that scene (I noticed the same problem when I watched the episode again a c : Bold
    • For you (c) I would argue that they would have had plenty of time to grab some diving gear and put it on. : nevicata
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    what I didn't like about Charlie's death was that OMG ITS NOT PENELOPE'S BOAT was addressed for maybe 5 : Flynn
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      Yeah but Charlie didn't know that at the time. : riptyde
      • Also, this was a key point in the division of the survivors into two groups behind Jack and Locke. : dirge23
  • The ridiculous part of your argument is that you have the ability of retrospect. Charlie does not. He did : K1Bond007
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  Did season 3 end with the first flash forward type thing with those two people I don't remember the names : daedraug
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    yea, kate and jack were talking about going back to the island or some shit : dedgecko
    • Ah cool, I'm caught up and can start watching season 4 then. : daedraug
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  Hey, it's another Lost hate thread! Surprise! : mittense
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    I hated lost last season, but I couldn't stop watching. This new season has renewed my faith so far. : Horn
    • I thought the first half of S3 blew, but the second half was a lot better. Basically S1 > S4 > S3H2 >>... : riptyde
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  Screw this Charlie talk, what I want to know is (Season 4 spoiler) what was with the Dharma polar bear fo : riptyde
  • Proof that global warming has happened before and that the north and south pole are dynamic and not stati : dedgecko
  • Maybe it signals some time travel shit, kind of like the "payload" delay. : DinK
  • Well for one thing it wasn't really fossilized, it was just buried. Fossilized bone doesn't look at all l : mn3m0n1c
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  A totally different answer to Charlie closing the portal door Remember that Penny appeared on the screen : exigence7
  • I agree 100% with that assumption. Charlie had already resigned himself to dying. In his mind he HAD to : dante2010
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  As much as I like the show, I'm still annoyed that we went all of season three without being introduced t... : Vincent Grayson
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    I think we're beginning to see it now in Season 4, but not in the way you probably mean it. ;D : mn3m0n1c
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      I'm even ok with them having good reason to be douchebags, I just want to know what it is. It's one thing... : Vincent Grayson
      • Looking at what's become of the castaways over the past 3 seasons, I'm sort of making an assumption about... : mn3m0n1c
  • I'd think the answer to that question is also part of the answer to the main mystery of the show, so I wo... : exigence7

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  In the skin. : mmogger
  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ : Phreakin
  • then u cant peel it silly face. : mindshot
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    wrong. dipped in chocolate. : pyide
    • but then it looks like you're eating a big black cock : ADSliv
  • so they can just go in the freezer as is? : trOmblyj
• if you are going to peel it first, then put it in a ziploc bag. It will not get freezer burned if you ge... : Galadriel07
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  how do I melt banana? : drucifer
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    I figured you'd have the answer for me... : trOmblyj
    • I'd buy some dry ice. : drucifer
  • You have to be Japanese, for one. a girl with a really shrill voice would help, too. and if you are ade... : ucanbfuzzy
• how do i listen banana? : Porkasaurus
• Nuke it. : NFXFSX
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  When I was like 8 years old, i'd cut them up, pour chocolate syrup on them, then put them in the freezer.... : snuff
  • Cut before the freezer? That's genius! And freezing them kind of turns them into a banana ice cream t... : Horn
• I love chocolate covered frozen bananas rolled in nuts. Goddamn, that really doesn't sound good does ... : pigvomit
• put it in a ziplock and cut it is fine. Just remember it wont ripen if its frozen : Iwannaacura
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  We throw away a banana for every buck we take so no one finds out. : BlackCat9
  • I think you'd better check your math again. : trOmblyj
  • There's money in the frozen banana stand! : Sarcastro
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  somebody wants to make frozen bluth bananas : Chandler55
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    Hey, there's always money in the banana stand. : trOmblyj
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      damn you :( : darkT
      • no yours fits too, his quote is during episode, yours at the end =] : Chandler55
  • THERE IS ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND! : darkT
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  you know what you never see? Banana juice. Sure, they make orange-pineapple-banana cocktail drinks, but w... : sparkly
  • because that would taste horrible : mindshot
  • you can't ? I could go and buy tons of it in pretty much any supermarket around here : rookieone
  • Juicing a banana is too close to masturbation, and our puritan culture cannot take the strain. : walker270
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    $10 says Goya makes it. Check the Mexican foods aisle. It seems to be a general rule in life that if yo... : riptyde
    • case in point: http://www.goya.com/english/products/product.html?prodCatID=5&prodSubCatID=16 They've ... : riptyde
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      they use a lot of high fructose corn syrup and MSG in their foods and drinks :( : drucifer
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        Yeah, but where else are you going to go to get rotted corn or canned yucca root? : riptyde
        • inorite? I do like their refried black beans though : drucifer
  • Hero makes it http://www.foodlocker.com/63242-5.html : MONGOLOID
• You called it. : Begawkiness
• slice beforehand; separate into zip-lock baggy? 'Tis what I do for my smoothie madness! : thief
• You put it in Ivanka Trump's ass. : Boxelder
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  Dead, wrapped in plastic. : Lone Swordsman
  • http://www.twinpeaksgazette.com/prr/images/chars/petemartell.jpg : systatic
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  You know what I could go for right now? A chocolate-banana type drink... my local supermarket used to car... : Charmplus
  • Some sort of chocolate peanut butter drink would also be acceptable. : riptyde
• Peel, put on Popsicle stick, coat with chocolate (we use the hard shell chocolate for ice cream) and lay ... : mikefr24
• If you take frozen bananas and put them through a Champion juicer it makes the best faux ice-cream on the... : edlin
• peel, cut in half, insert popsicle stick, freeze in ziplock bag all together remove and dip in chocola... : Jayx77

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  Wish I could. never been to Orange County but I hear good things : RikiTiki2
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    The weather is fantastic, but if you've ever watched the OC, it's actually kind of like that. : DianeOfTheMoon
    • watched one ep (the pilot), but didn't most stuff happen at night in that one? : RikiTiki2
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      As a lifetime resident of Orange County, I object. : ahk-med
      • explain? I'd like to visit someday : RikiTiki2
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        Really? The amount of high-class white trash I see at the Shops at Mission Viejo and the Spectrum is ama : DianeOfTheMoon
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          high class white trash? that's some oxymoron right there : RikiTiki2
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            Wait until you see it. :) : DianeOfTheMoon
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              This means "I got nothing". The only issues I see with Orange County is it's congested and expensive... : ahk-med
              • I'm not sure about the culture part. It easily has the highest concentration of chain/franchise store... : Porkasaurus
            • I'm with Diane on this one. Take a trip to South Coast. : mallfouf
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          http://www.flatbiller.com/ : djkenohki
          • west coast guidos? : RikiTiki2
          • Aliso Viejo does more truck lifts and penis extensions than anywhere else in Orange County. No joke... : Porkasaurus
        • I absolutely agree, high class white trash is the perfect description. I met a guy who was wearing this s... : sammyl
    • the OC is actually more what LA's like; meanwhile MTV's Laguna Beach was right on the fucking money. : proclone1
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  What is this movie supposed to be about? The trailer is kind of confusing. : pigvomit
  • It's an assassination attempt told from 5 different angles. Looks to be a mildly suspenseful popcorn mov... : DianeOfTheMoon
  • Terrorist kill fake(?) president and you watch from 8 different vantage points revealing some other threa... : TreMetal
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  You could go with Butters Sparkly : alarm cock
  • I seem to remember several other shackers being in this area and figured we could do a mini-shackmeet. : DianeOfTheMoon
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  What day? I'm working a lot this week and was thinking of heading out of town for tehw eekend, not sure i... : Demius
  • Probably late Sat (9ish show) or Sunday. : DianeOfTheMoon
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  This prompts me to ask if there will ever be an official SoCal\San Diego shackmeet in the future : HojuSimpson
  • Sign me up. : djkenohki
  • I've been trying to broach the subject with BlackCat9 since we have the space to hold one...so maybe ever... : DianeOfTheMoon
  • I've posted from SD the six or so times I've been down there in the last 8 months and noone was around :( : Squirrely
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    Socal sucks shit for organizing shackmeets. When we have one (usually courtesy kryme/goat) a ton of peopl... : sammyl
    • i just don't have the space to hold one, or I'd do it. and i dont have anything interesting here excep... : Demius
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  i'll go, shoot me a SM where and when : chodog
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    Since this would be a group effort, I'd love to find a place centrally located at a time where the most p... : DianeOfTheMoon
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      well im in corona so i have to take the 241 regardless, if people are in AV/SC then what about rancho san... : chodog
      • (Im in costa mesa...San Clamente is a bit of a treck) : sparkly
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  why the hell not?! SM me with details! : sparkly
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    Right now, there aren't details...it was more of a "I know there are shackers in OC, why not find a way t : DianeOfTheMoon
    • sounds good. Late nights are best for me since I typically work until 8pm or so. : sparkly
• I am intensely wary of highly advertised movies at this point. I don't quite take the "take amount of ... : Squirrely
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  I hate forrest whittaker so much :((((( : proclone1
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    I didn't really have an opinion of him prior to Battlefield Earth and although I don't hate him for that ... : ChowYunCat
    • it's his eyes : proclone1

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  Hitler: Imperialistic, Aggressive +100% lols if you found judaism : SockMonkeh
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    i don't get why they included monsters like Stalin but not Hitler : smax
    • Most people don't know about the atrocities that Stalin committed but everyone does know about what Hitle... : sanchez
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      As evil as Stalin was, his name will never reach the level of Hilter's in popular culture. : Horn
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        In American popular culture. Talk to some former eastern bloc countries. I bet they might see things a bi... : Duffman8369
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          Are they playing a lot of Civ IV in the eastern bloc now? : Bean
          • I hear it's becoming more popular than eating your own malnourished dead lately : itsjames
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            No, word is alot of Civilization IV is playing them. : Omaha
            • Damn... : Omaha
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      Jews cried and Americans listened. There were many other world leaders just as brutal as Hitler, Stalin i... : spectr3
      • lol wut : duncandun
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        Stalin's totals don't come anywhere near Hitler's : EvilDolemite
        • I believe this is wrong. : Omaha
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          you got it backwards. : spectr3
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            The rumors of 45+ million are debatable for Stalin Also a lot of the reported 20 million dead were fro... : EvilDolemite
            • that still doubles / quadruples the 9 million Jews and other unwanted (slavs, blacks, political prisoners... : dedgecko
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              I think the generally agreed-upon figure for Stalin is 32 million, combining purges, gulags and failed ag... : Lone Swordsman
              • By failed agricultural efforts do you mean the induced famine? The purposeful withholding of grain? I rea... : Duffman8369
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                but overall, he was a nice guy. Nicer than that hittler guy at least. : deathofrats
                • But the real question is: Who had the better mustache? : systatic
                • Good Ole Uncle Joe. : Sarcastro
        • you're wrong :[ : wtf242
      • Actually, thanks to writes like Solzhenitsyn, many Americans were made aware of the brutality in Stalin's... : tashtego
      • ZIONIST PLOT!!!! : Kaerof
    • The implicit rule, apparently, is that it's okay to kill your own people. : dirge23
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      mao zedong is no nice guy either. Stalin or Mao Zedong just were not our opponents in tangible wars so I... : shogberg
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        don't even get me started on Genghis Khan : smax
        • I thought by all reports Genghis Khan was actually a good leader to his people. You just didn't want to b... : Duffman8369
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        Pol Pot was no slouch either : EvilDolemite
        • Let's not even go near Megatron. : Omaha
    • because during WWII he was an ally. : Fyunch Click
    • Stalin actually did some interesting things in terms of how he ran his state, so he immediately suggests ... : GilesH
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  Terry Schiavo 0 research, except balloons automatic end of game after 15 turns : Omaha
  • George W Bush: Treasury does not accumulate. May not trade open borders. Unique structure: Rio Grande ... : cpt_gloval
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    I'm sorry, dude. It would be funny if Terry Schiavo was actually a world leader in her lifetime. :-P : yellowtexan
    • Well. Alright. /me packs up violin and puts on coat. Gentlemen (ladies), it's been a privilege sha... : Omaha
  • hahaha, holy shit that would be fuckin sweet. what kind of balloons? : MagicWishMonkey
  • http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2337.html ...well have we? : das_runt
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  Neville Chamberlain: Meek. For every city you give to an advancing enemy you get +1 happy person, until F... : Fyunch Click
  • Al-Musta'sim: +100% culture, +50% hubris, -100% combat vs Mongols, cannot fortify units in capitol city : cpt_gloval
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  George W. Bush: -100% Diplomacy, No penalties for going to war with any country that has the oil resource... : SenorSpine
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    that's a pretty fucking sweet attribute : [fry]
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      I know right! I'd totally pick him if I was going for the domination victory, since war becomes sooooo fu... : SenorSpine
      • right, yeah, exactly. i'd blitzkrieg their asses and then pull out. fuck stabilization - that's what keep... : [fry]
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    No penalties for going to war with any country trading in Uranium either. : zakazi
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      how about no penalties for going to war against someone with resources...of any kind. : MisterPhoton
      • and the special attribute is called "The Deciderer" : MisterPhoton
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  Per Albin Hansson: Neutral - Always at truce or peace with all other Civilizations. I wonder if anyone : SilverSnake
  • After a quick wikipedia read, I get it now. : sanchez
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  Dali Llama: Philosophical, Religious. - Can only use pacifism Civic. - Unique Building: Freedom Conce... : zakazi
  • Kofi Annan -Starts with Bureaucracy Civic -Unique Unit "UN Peace Keeper". Made up of other Civ's Milita... : zakazi
  • Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf: Charismatic +400% Espionage, however all information gathered will be incorrect... : zakazi
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  Dude Who Owns Sealand Pros: Is awesome because he bought an off-shore oil rig and created his own nati... : walker270
  • lol, I'm seeing -4's in the Rep table. Mao Refuses to Talk "-4: Who?!" : zakazi
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    Holy shit, this guy is awesome.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand In 1978, whil : walker270
    • Seriously, hahaha... It's like he's playing house. : zakazi
    • I love the "The Principality of Sealand" photo. That shows the whole country. : nurglich
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  Hassan-i-Sabah: Spies can assassinate an opposing force's leader, leaving that group without a leader for... : Fyunch Click
  • hahaha, I love it. : zakazi
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  Robert Mugabe: -10,000% to economy, +50% to lol : sexninja!!!!
  • I like this. : pigvomit
  • more like: starting technology: currency : cpt_gloval
• Hillary Clinton - 100% Tears upon adoption of "Universal Suffrage" civic : Clay

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  I don't think console gamers are going to care about this. : Matt Burris
  • And why not? most casual 360 gamers I know are just as much graphics whores, as the regular pc gamer type... : aaarrrgh
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    What makes you say that? : ColoradoCNC
    • Because they just want to drool while they look at master chief who has no emotions. : DinK
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      It was a snarky response based on all the comments here: http://shacknews.com/laryn.x?story=51354 : Matt Burris
      • Ah, makes sense. I can has not good with crossreference. : aaarrrgh
• thats pretty awesome. : fletch_
• Scary, i'd rather people use crazy style than go for realism and uncanny valley. : FushigiDenki
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  I'm actually more interested in that technology for doing easy special effects. Capture the data, then ap... : Dynotaku
  • nbc's living marble statue hour receives rave reviews! : fletch_
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    I still remember when they had to write Odo's shape shifting ability out of the show because it was too e... : deathofrats
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      THAT'S why they made him human for awhile?! : electroly
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        Yup. Stupid isn't it? That's why they eventually wrote it back into the show a while later, when the ef... : deathofrats
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          Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about. In a few years it will be cheaper to do digital makeup than ... : Dynotaku
          • Don't you dare hint at a future that horrific. : the city
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  my biggest pet peeve when it comes to games these days is horrible facial animation, this looks great! : grendel
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    Yes, but I'm not a big fan of the twitches that all mo-cap produces. The constant head twitching in the ... : dedgecko
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      i think the small head motion is what makes it look so natural as people actually do that when talking en... : eeeealmo
      • some head motion is acceptable, but the wobbly head motion is annoying, and you see it in other things. ... : dedgecko
      • again, at work, so the lack of sound is likely taking some of the stuff out of context - and my only real... : dedgecko
• i love new technology like this : SockMonkeh
• It's getting closer, but, there's still no tracking of the actual eyeballs. Pay attention to someone's ey... : lowpoly
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  This looks great, I just wish the eyes looked better. It looks like he's blind or something. : freak!
  • Same here, see below. : mn3m0n1c
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  Cool tech, but * U N C A N N Y V A L L E Y ' D * - they have to get the eyes working better or it looks k... : mn3m0n1c
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    Doesn't help that the guy doesn't blink. : nurglich
    • Yeah; that kept putting me off as well, though I didn't really notice it 'til my second viewing. : mn3m0n1c
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    it seems like it'd be doable with some kind of contact lens or something : sKetchflow
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      After reading up on how the capture process works, I think you're on to something - regular contact lense... : mn3m0n1c
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        this is a really good idea people. : ant_hillbilly
        • Inorite? We should all get cool jobs at mova, now! :D : mn3m0n1c
• Impressive, although I could hear a lot of animators scream 'god damn it, is pixar hiring?' : Frozen Pixel
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  Eyes are one of the most important things... wonder why they didn't work on that. : shortbuscaptain
  • Actually after watching the other videos besides the mobster one, it does have eye movement. : shortbuscaptain
• that's sweet : sKetchflow
• The process for capturing. http://www.mova.com/flash/ : byorn

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  I don't care what it says. I'm still going to front-stab bitches. : dmason
  • A true Spy stabs whenever possible : EvilDolemite
  • I just watched the OGC vs SD demos. I love watching you play Spy (and hearing the other team curse on voi... : rock elf
  • My backstabs are so strong they'll knock valve's update back to 1824. : ieGod
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  I think it depends on what weapon. I know the pyro's flamethrower used to replenish all your ammo. : Flying h4x0r
  • Truth. Pyros are jerks they carry around plenty of ammo to burn poor innocent spies with. : ieGod
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    It depends on how much ammo they used I think. Further proof that Pyros suck, their weapons are always f... : TreMetal
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      the only class I have ever run out of ammo for is the heavy :( : mikecyb
      • If you live long enough to run out of ammo as a pyro you're not playing them suicidly enough. : Horn
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  Dropped weapons now replenish half of your max ammo when picked up. Thats a large change especially for ... : ant_hillbilly
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    Yup this will negatively impact heavies and demomen who chew through a ton of ammo on offense : EvilDolemite
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      Demomen can go to hell. : ieGod
      • You tell em, blasphemous fool. : thief
    • It's actually an indirect Engineer nerf too since people will be scrounging for ammo boxes a bit more, le... : vynn
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    Weren't dropped weapons always half-metal for Engies? (100) ? : dmason
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      main weapons yeah, I don't think the secondary ones do. : deject
      • All weapons give 100 metal, including secondary and melee. : theamazingrand0
  • Why not have the pickup equal to the amount of ammo carried by the person who died? Seems as if its just ... : Beady
  • No, this is a good change. Before with heavy, if you picked up Say... a demo mans grenade launcher, you ... : duncandun
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  I think it's like 1/3 or so : jimmy_legs
  • It's a different value for each class. I know the soldier's rocket launcher and the demo's grenade launch... : DrFlammable
• Thank god, monkey's got some sort of swiping technique that is a guaranteed front stab lately :( : midgetherder
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  Yeah, no shit. I was getting back stabbed all the damn time. . .even though I'd be hitting that fucker w... : goatjc
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    They should make wrenches have a 0% crit probability against spies. That shit is offensive. : ieGod
    • nah, 100% :) : vynn
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      wrenches should just fire out an umbrella of heat seeking rockets whenever the engineer swings it : mikecyb
      • i knew i forgot something... http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16224584 : DrFlammable
• I will miss making drake my bitch :( : dearjamie
• Oooh when is it supposed to be released? : devnullgt
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  Now fix the spies getting stuck in enemies when undisguising and we'll call it even. :( : omnova
  • Real spies don't use disguises. : DrFlammable
  • Oh, God, yes. : dmason
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  Has Valve fixed it to where you don't get stats for something you didn't do, like building a sentry gun w... : Maddog_Delphi97
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    Oh, wait, nevermind, I'm guessing this is it: - Fixed stats being reported incorrectly for some player... : Maddog_Delphi97
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      That's the 2nd time they've "fixed" that one too. Uh huh... : K1Bond007
      • I blame Rosewood and his double-posting. : Maddog_Delphi97
    • No! Just when I broke my sentry gun record as soldier earlier! : Malku
  • Haha, yeah, I did 7k healing as a spy this week... : dmason
• NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo : monkeygone
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  You need to use whatever that big-ass-font code is for that line. : snuff
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    I'm going to stab you so hard. : ieGod
    • I'm gonna be all like "oh ouch stop stabbing me in the front that hurts *CRIT ROCKET*" : snuff
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  This is like the 10th time they've fixed the front-stab for the Spy. I wouldn't put a whole lot of stock ... : K1Bond007
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    Your optimism is refreshing. : ieGod
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      Well, it's true. I appreciate the amount of work they do to patch the game, but ... their fixes aren't al... : K1Bond007
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        I've seen the knife go in, heard the stab sound, and had the target just walk off. : EvilDolemite
        • sounds and animations are client-side but damage and hit detection is all done server-side (for obvious r... : mikecyb
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        "Could have fixed the spy getting stuck on people too. That's probably the most obvious glitch in the ent... : sasoi
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          No, if you attack or do anything else that that removes your disguise and you are touching an enemy you d... : omnova
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            Ive never had this happen. It sounds erotic. : monkeygone
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              Really? Never, ever gotten the stuck bug? It happens pretty frequently when I switch over to spy. : Felraiser
              • Must be the way I play or something, I make sure my dudes die real good. : monkeygone
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            i've had this happen a number of times. then you're just fucking stuck there until the spy stabs you. F... : electroly
            • this bug was particularly awesome when the pyro still had that "does no damage if your flamethrower is to... : electroly
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        I wasn't being sarcastic. I hope all their attempts to "fix" the spy fail, unless that fix involves Flamm... : ieGod
        • (™) : ieGod
• I'd better still be able to backstab people when i'm stood on their heads.. otherwise fuck engies buildin... : Arsenal
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  Yikes... the ammo from weapons thing sounds pretty shitty for us heavies... Guess I'll have to check i... : vile
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    Yeah, I can see this coming in to play. Maybe Venguard and Zaun will get less kills that way ;p : monkeygone
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      uhh what, this will help heavies more than hurt them. the only classes that gave them more than half ammo... : DrFlammable
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        And if you can't get at least 1 kill with 100 rounds.... : Robotic Puppy Eater
        • that's not the problem, the problem is getting to the dead guy's gun before someone else takes it. : DrFlammable
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        I am a child of divorce. : monkeygone
        • Hey, so am I. : DrFlammable
• Mine is updating now...you guys updating the servers? : .frame
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  The "Adding execing a cfg\<class>.cfg file", does this mean we can potentially have custom keybinds for e... : Alco23
  • hopefully...can't wait:) : .frame
  • This works perfectly. : .frame
• Goody, that under-the-map sentry shit was annoying on badlands. : Kaerof
• When did they fix the shooting the platform bellow someone doesn't hurt them thing? : rosewood
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  - Fixed a case where a spy stabbing from the front of a player would score a backstab /dance /dance /d... : AMikaboshi
  • My knives have your back. : monkeygone
• any shack servers updated yet? : geedeck
• WOOHOO. HEAVIES DO A HAPPY DANCE! : afrochops
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  A few of us noticed that spies no longer do crits with the handgun at all. Spies got nerfed. :( : omnova
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    I critted some shots right after I updated. It didn't seem like any more or any less than normal, : monkeygone
    • I shot at least 50 shots without getting a single crit. Someone mentioned it to me and I did that little... : omnova
  • Spies dont crit with knife (not sure about other weapons) after round has been won either :-(, definitely... : pieman

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  If you have a Wii, buy Bomberman from the online Wii Store. : dmason
  • I have it for 360 and ... I suck. I hate it. It's cutesy, but man do I suck at it. : Sylvanus
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  Guitar Hero/Rock Band are good. : kek
  • ive been meaning to get that and she can play the drums on easy : handofthrawn
• My GF loves big brain academy for the wii but I hate that game. Brain Age for the DS is fun but BBA just... : Horn
• Mine loves to sing in Rock Band and loves Brain Age on the DS (since it kinda pits us against one another... : [fry]
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  I thought SMG had a co-op mode when the 2nd player could shoot star bits. Rayman Raving Rabbids for the... : MisterClaw
  • Second player is boring. : ieGod
• Games? Personally I like purposefully shrinking her clothes to make her think she is getting fat. : stygian_whisper
• wait? what? It is (sort of) 2 player. : Fredrik S
• Simpsons (360), puzzle quest (ds) and picross (ds) are all games my gf enjoys. We also play the mini game... : bigblack
• do the old fashioned 2-player way of switching controls between lives and levels. : pyide
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  Audiosurf! Just got into it this weekend and she LOVES it. : Silent Sorrow
  • thanks i will check it out : handofthrawn
• Mario Party 1-3 if you have a 64 still. If not go mario party/wii sports on wii : Iwannaacura
• I seem to have a knack for finding closet RPG loving girl friends. All they ever want to do is play Fina... : changejar419
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  is this the same one that wants to dump you for drinking mt dew? : xxiv
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    yeah i dont keep 2 girlfriends. she said i misrepresented the truth because i said 2-3 cans instead of d... : handofthrawn
    • Next time just tell her nagging/bitching causes stress on both of you, which in turn takes a serious (som... : changejar419
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      whatever the case, breaking up over drinking soda is hilarious. : xxiv
      • thats why i just laughed. how could i lose when she tries to convince her friends that breaking up was a... : handofthrawn
    • Tell her you don't approve of her jay walking as she will one day be hit by a bus, probably before you di... : avatar_58
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      actually, I believe only diet soda has been hypothesized to give you cancer (unproven), and only colas (d... : aethyr
      • But Dew causes your testicles to shrink. It's true cause i heard it on the interwebtubes. : boredguy
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  Protip: Have her play Mario Galaxy and you take the second controller to help her. That's what my girlf... : deathofrats
  • Agreed. That's what we do. It's fun. : tangles
  • I second this! My husband helps me out as the 2nd player because I suck at 3d games. : Galadriel07
• http://www.co-optimus.com/ : The Key
• My girlfriend really likes Peggle and of course Rock Band/GH. I don't have a PS3 right now but she's rea... : Begawkiness
• We bought RockBand over the weekend. She loves it. : voodooraze
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  I play mostly hack and slashes with her. We've done diablo 2:LoD and are currently working our way throug... : mindmann
  • If yo u've got a PS2, the baldurs gate games are great for this. most hackandslashes have little or no pe... : mindmann
• it is kinda of 2 player, sorta, I think it's more interesting than having a player 1 and 2 controlling Ma... : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Just the tip. : scottythejock
• I've never dated a girl that liked games. The closed was a girl I dated a few years back who watched me ... : FushigiDenki
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  Mario Galaxy has a second player co-op feature. Switching off works too. : MoreVespeneGas
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    My roommate and I switch off P1/P2 whenever one of us dies or beats a level. It means I'm used to it bein... : perstephanie
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      sounds like fun :) : MoreVespeneGas
      • it is great, actually. sometimes i'm too lazy to play as p1 but since i can pretend i'm helping i still e... : perstephanie
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  I love playing "Wait for her to go to sleep so I can play games" game. : tboomer2
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    Are you coming to bed, honey? : Silent Sorrow
    • FUCK OFF BITCH I NEED JUST 3 MORE PURPLE COINS..... : avatar_58
  • ive got some great TF2 games in by doing that : handofthrawn
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    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1329362959167995041 : Arctic Fox
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      It's like looking into my world. . . . accompanied by music. : tboomer2
      • heh I think a lot of Shackers can empathise with that song, one way or the other ;) : Arctic Fox
• Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and we trade off the PSP for LocoRoco and Patapon. : disposition
• If you have Wii-Play, the tank game is really fun 2 players. : Demius
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  Ask her if she'll let you shit on her chest : mr.sleepy
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    If she says no, ask her if she'll let me : mr.sleepy
    • she said no : handofthrawn
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  Lego Star Wars. : perstephanie
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    i have this sitting on my shelf and I didn't recommend it... I'm a bad gamer >:( lego star wars is awe... : Demius
    • It's how my sister's been sucked into video games. Unfortunately this also means she has my Wii, becaus... : perstephanie
• Dude, Galaxy has a really fun multiplayer mode where she can help you by freezing enemies and collecting ... : ZombieAcademy
• Halo 1 on 1 death match. She makes funny sounds when she plays. Like if she jumps off of a ledge she goes... : marmite
• rockband, duuhh ... simpsons is aight, too, but i can only take the splitscreen so long ... : pointyelbows
• Take turns at Links crossbow training. It's really great. : Pneum0
• Since the PS3 showed up, we've been playing Eye of Judgment (well, one person plays, the other watches an... : helvetica
• I like to flirt with her fat and ugly friends in front of her to keep her guessing. Oh, and Tetris. : Ajax
• Bang! : losder5000
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  I bought the xbox arcade unplugged disc and now my wife is hooked on bejeweled 2. I have to kick her off... : silent77
  • Nalah's the same with Bejewelled on the 360. : Sylvanus
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  Doctor? Seriously, Guitar Hero and Wii Sports/Play. Oh, and add Guild Wars (rarely), House of the Dead ... : Sylvanus
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    lol i just reformatted my computer and found guildwars in my CDs... along with Alice, and my quake1 cd. I... : Demius
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      I still want to play Alice! I sold it off a long time ago and have regretted it. Same with Undying. : Sylvanus
      • I never did play Undying : Demius
  • Guiter Hero and Wii Sports are the only two games my g/f will play as well. We actually tried the co-op ... : Head Rush
• Has anyone said Rez yet? : mojo the helpr monke
• Sit her ass down and get her to play Audiosurf. : coldfusioncs
• If you play Contra, steal her lives but don't tell her how to do it. Gotta keep the upper hand, I say. : Omaha
• Viva Pinata only she played it a lot more then me. : kanix

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  took a moment to get the joke :( : rookieone
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    ^^^^ has never put a cucumber up his ass. LOL. Noob. : edgewise
    • it's one of the few things I can be proud of actually. But hey, whatever works for you FAG : rookieone
• I laughed .... and I was about to go get food too. : InfoBiter
• hehehehehe : sKetchflow
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  hahaha nice. also, that chick is hot : riptyde
  • she IS hot. fo sho! : sKetchflow
• oops : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Oh those British and their crustless cucumber sandwiches. : pigvomit
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  Ugh. Gross. : jimmy_legs
  • Don't they peel the cucumbers? Either way, judging from the girlfriend, I can get over the gross factor. : pigvomit
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  She must like it icy cold in between her thighs. : Dynotaku
  • WHO DOESN'T!?!?!?! : trOmblyj
• SHE STUCK IT IN HER VAG : rosewood
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  who eats a fucking cucumber sandwich? Yeah that sounds real tasty : oatmela
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    they are british : mikecyb
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      yeah, they eat weird things, like something called watercrest, for example : Home Nugget
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        that's watercress you nincompoop : action roommate
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          oh what poppycock : Home Nugget
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            yes because that's exactly what we say, I mean have you never listened to one of our tea parties? you can... : hardfl1p
            • yea, verily : Home Nugget
  • peanut butter+cucumber ftw : Sludgehead
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    who doesn't eat cucumber sandwiches? weirdo. : Charmplus
    • haha, I should order that at Subway, see what they say. Foot long, white bread...just cucumbers. : oatmela
    • bagel sandwich with cucumbers... mmmmm : zakazi
• ahahaha, excellent! : action roommate
• always keep your pleasure devices fresh : mindshot
• *shrug* I'd eat it : graceofdragons
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  but why put it back in the fridge? wouldn't you just toss the damn thing or eat it fresh out of the box : Dave-A
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    so she can use it again...? : Iwannaacura
    • as if she didnt wash it after it was in her tight teenage ass. : radula
• whatev. i'd eat it and pretend innocent. like she hasn't found out her electric toothbrush does a bette... : pointyelbows
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  pickling? : mmaster_pw
  • piglet... : Jonathan
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  Tattoo on her "hoo-ha": http://jezebel.com/357806/pussycat-dolls-present-girlicious-is-pussylicious?au... : Fred Garvin
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    "what if she doesn't get the dance steps right because she is in a wheelchair." my god : askedrelic
    • hahahahahaha : Jackass1233
    • DONT MAKE FUN OF THEIR LEARNING DISABILITIES!! : sKetchflow
  • Let the bombs fall. : tomservo