By now you have deduced that I dislike the tedious torrent of rumours flooding the Shacknews Newsdesk. Yes, some are no doubt from actual leaked insider info but the deluge of pointlessness renders those essentially worthless until they're announced.

And then there's "Company X will make an announcement at E3" pieces...

Honestly though, a certain well-known developer is going to announce something related to a popular franchise at E3. Mark my words.

To draw us back to reality, where actual things happen that actually matter, I bring word that crows are terrorising South London. Don't let your guard down. Watch the skies.