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My Baby 2 Trailers: The Toddler Bathing Game

Remember when you had a kid and they started to walk and you freaked out and left only to come back a couple months later? No? Because Nobilis says you're lying. "Last time you saw him he just made his 1st steps and today, in My Baby 2, he's 15 months ol
Chris Faylor
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Remember when you had a kid and they started to walk and you freaked out and left only to come back a couple months later? No? Because Nobilis says you're lying. "Last time you saw him he just made his 1st steps and today, in My Baby 2, he's 15 months old," reads a rather worrying press release from the publisher. But don't worry, you're here now, and that's what matters--provided you foot the eventual therapy bills.

On the plus side, the "baby life simulation" sequel packs "New cool features, amazing and improved A.I., enhanced graphic engine ... EVERYBODY WILL FALL FOR HIM!" That's an exact quote, by the way--no clever editing or use of ellipsis here. Honestly.

And don't think you can weasel out of this by moving, changing your name and/or pleading ignorance. It's coming to Europe (as "My Baby 2 - My Baby Grew Up") and North America (as "My Baby First Steps") this November. Be ready to be responsible.

Chris Faylor was previously a games journalist creating content at Shacknews.

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  • haysoos legacy 10 years
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    October 14, 2009 1:29 PM

    This is disturbing. I look at this, then I think about the girls that have 8 babies or trick guys into getting them pregnant cause they are baby obsessed. Oh, and don't forget the severely unbalanced women that steal babies.

    This is just.....too creepy for me.

    • [deleted] 354047836 legacy 10 years
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      October 14, 2009 1:45 PM

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      • Sailor of Fortune legacy 10 years
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        October 14, 2009 1:50 PM

        Time to call Miss Jackie Thompson

      • haysoos legacy 10 years
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        October 14, 2009 3:44 PM

        zuh? It's creepy, I can't see any playing this that isnt mentally unbalanced. If you are so baby obsessed that you buy games like this, its time to talk to a counselor.

        • Wilhuf legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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          October 15, 2009 2:42 PM

          This is how neophytes react when they see violent videogames for the first time. Obsession assumed, counseling advised.

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