Europeans, looking forward to Brutal Legend and Uncharted 2? Good luck avoiding spoilers--it'll be yet another fun few days of covering your eyes and shutting your ears.

PC gamers, isn't Dawn of War 2's survival mode going to be fantastic? Who needs semi-untucked shirts or leather chaps when you have consecrated power armour, right? We're fine, aren't we? Yes, we're just great. Swell. Dandy. Peachy. Not jealous.