Sensing imminent invasion, alarmed gamers at Reddit took the initiative, mailing CERN a wrecking bar, headcrab hat and Half-Life strategy guide. The Freeman doppelganger recently found his pickups, and proceeded to defend the facility from alien forces, evidence of which (above, right) was passed along today.
We await the inevitable news that our Freeman has abandoned the world to alien rule after giving up halfway through the Xen level.
I've always wanted a baby gargantua for a pet...
Maybe I'll get the chance soon.
On another note, any updates on the guy there that looked like The G Man / The Administrator?