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Well, I say who gives a fuck. We don't. Shackers don't.
We pretty much know what Duke is, what it should be, and what it will most likely be when we play it.
When we fucking play it.
12 months ago - I'd have laughed in your face and told your mother to shake it baby if you'd tried to tell me we'd be actually playing duke this year.
The reviews can go fuck themselves.
I'm almost certain I'm going to have a tonne of fun playing duke. And I'm pretty sure most duke fans on the shack will too. Reviews don't really matter. It's duke :(
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People try to draw comparisons to Duke Nukem 3D and stuff, but fuck dude, if you liked Duke Nukem 3D, why wouldn't you like Duke Nukem Forever? You're apparently pretty damn happy with streamlined action, dense amounts of parody and self referential humor, the Duke universe, and highly interactive environments. Who gives a fuck if it's not BLOPS or Bad Company 2 or Bioshock or Borderlands or Deus Ex? It never tried to be! It's a new fucking Duke Nukem game!
It goes hand in hand with how people will just jump on all sorts of bandwagons, like the people that like talking about the visceral, over the top awesomeness of Painkiller and Serious Sam but would never give any other similar game the time of day because they haven't got the same niche critical backing or people that endlessly cry about how UFO Defense and Terror From the Deep were masterpieces before the entire X-COM series went to shit and how it's a fucking shame that there's nothing good out there like it despite Terror From The Deep sucking, Apocalypse being pretty interesting (despite being full of broken promises), Jagged Alliance 2 being fucking awesome, UFO Extraterrestrials being a modern I-Love-You to the series, and the new game implementing a fair amount of the classic gameplay into a Deus Ex/Bioshock mold.
I mean, fuck, ultimately I think it all boils down to people sucking as gamers. They bitch and whine about what they want, they get exactly what they asked for, and then they bitch and whine about how FUCK THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED. I WANTED THIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS.
tl;dr - fuck the haters, this game is gonna own and I can't fucking wait.
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