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Well, I say who gives a fuck. We don't. Shackers don't.
We pretty much know what Duke is, what it should be, and what it will most likely be when we play it.
When we fucking play it.
12 months ago - I'd have laughed in your face and told your mother to shake it baby if you'd tried to tell me we'd be actually playing duke this year.
The reviews can go fuck themselves.
I'm almost certain I'm going to have a tonne of fun playing duke. And I'm pretty sure most duke fans on the shack will too. Reviews don't really matter. It's duke :(
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I'm a duke fan who played all of the duke games. Who knows what makes them fun - and knows that duke is an incredibly shallow, almost lawsuitinvoking derivative character artlessly grabbing from Ash in the Living Dead and maybe a few other cheap action cliches, then mixing it together, making the dialogue incredibly bad, not even so bad its good bad, just fucking awful GeorgeB love poems to a night elf bad.
Well, Duke3d was. The platformers were fucking fun.
You can't be a battered person when the person who is being battered is georgeB in your mind for being so shamelessly fucking hackneyed in his creation and realisation of the character of duke.
And none of that reallly matters - because duke3d was fun shit.
And this duke will be fun shit too. Cheesy, embarassing, tacky, gaudy explodey blowupy shooting squishing carcrashlookingawayfrom nudity including fun.
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