I am glad I don't have to drug test for my job. My neighbor across the street had texted me yesterday night asking for help installing a shed in his backyard so I said, yeah cool no worries, how long will it take? He says it will take like 10 minutes, I just "need to hold the roof in place while he fixes it to the rest of the frame of the walls". I'm like okay, I'll come over on my lunch break ( i work from home)
So at 3pm I walk over and he's in his backyard. I'm shout "hey, should I come through the front" and he says "yeah, i'm back here and the front's open, just come on in" . he is in his 60s and speaks strongly with the accent of someone from "the bayou"
I open the front door and the moment I cross the door frame was, with no exaggeration whatsoever like walking into a solid, physical wall of marijuana smoke . I found it impossible to believe how powerful it was , and it completely overtook and disorient me, similar to the feeling of the motion sickness i get in VR games . It was like the energy shields from Star Trek but emanated from the inside, and made of laser-repellent marijuana
I stepped back from the LOTR Balrog Roar of the ganja shield ,backed onto the patio and muttered "dude, holy shit", gathered myself, took a deep breath and entered closing the door behind me. I walk through his living room and see the door leading to the patio out of the kitchen. i can still smell the marijuana through my fucking skin. i head to the back, and he's standing there taking a bong rip which by all accounts lasted in duration from when I first greeted him 30 seconds ago. i crossed the kitchen and open the door to the backyard patio. He exhales a pyroclastic hurricane of marijuana like it was totally normal and smiles, and is like "hey boss, thanks for helping me out - by the way brother do you smoke?" i finally exhale normal oxygen and look at him, and his eyes are just two black points on orbs made of rasberry schwepps jam and I'm like "no, i dont, it gives me anxiety" and he says "Oh man thats too bad."
So I'm like "sheds looking pretty good" and he says "thanks mans hes coming together", and the next part I found impossible to believe happened. He asks me "Hey uh does it smell like weed in the house by the way?" you could have seen my eyes from outer space, i just stared at him wondering if he was serious. He 100% seriously goes "My wife said I can't do it in the house anymore ,she gets weird about it" . I consider not lying, but then I do, and go "Nah man, I could barely smell anything, lets finish this shed"
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20 lolsThis makes me laugh a bit.
The WH and NYT have been feuding over the last few years. Biden is frustrated by what he sees as unfair and misleading coverage and the NYT wants more access.
Apparently the NYT's publisher has been particularly mad that Biden hasn't given them an interview, and has been pushing the "is Biden too old" story lines in response.
The NYT just put out a letter yesterday basically saying that if Biden doesn't do an interview with a major outlet, he isn't fit to be president.
Biden responds by doing an interview with Howard Stern today.
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/4623784-biden-howard-stern-live-interview/
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19 lolsI also don’t need to jerk off every day or eat pizza every day but this is America not communist Russia.
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8 lolsThat's called a "Golden Shower" (due to how much money you save on your water bill). Way to set an example, now spread the word!
