Gosh, aren't guns cool! They're all sleek and shiny, and make loud noises when you kill things. So cool! A new Crysis 3 trailer is dedicated to its new 'Typhoon' super-mega-cool gun, which EA says is "the culmination of 2,000 years of human warfare" and "the purest form of expression." With such an erotic weapon, you could be forgiven for wanting to seductively run your tongue across the tips of its ten barrels.
Yes, gun fetishisation is in full effect as Prophet mows down those naughty aliens. The action's in-engine and seems mostly to be using in-game assets, but it's a carefully orchestrated affair to show off one of 'The 7 Wonders of Crysis 3.' Be careful where you lick as the Typhoon can fire 500 rounds per second, but doesn't that just make your loins ache for it even more?
Crysis 3 comes to PC, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 on February 22, so you'll only have only 37 more restless nights wracked with longing dreams of that girthy, seductive beast of a gun.