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We were told yesterday that we should stick to satirical gaming content, so here you go.<br /> <br />Read more: <a href="https://www.shacknews.com/cortex/article/552/top-10-video-games-for-australian-neckbeards-" target="_blank">Top 10 Video Games for Australian Neckbeards </a>

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Person that hacked Rockstar and released those earlier videos from GTA6 found to be a older teenager with autism, will be kept under indefinite hospital stay as was found unfit to be judged.

The jury was told that while he was on bail for hacking Nvidia and BT/EE and in police protection at a Travelodge hotel, he continued hacking and carried out his most infamous hack.

Despite having his laptop confiscated, Kurtaj managed to breach Rockstar, the company behind GTA, using an Amazon Firestick, his hotel TV and a mobile phone.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67663128

If anyone is curious how much money one can make from cat sitting over the Christmas holiday, I just finished my run and here's my payout.

https://imgur.com/a/VF6I0kI

about $4,300.

Although, my final client of mine sent me a tip after I screenshotted this so add $350 to it.

This is from December 18th to January 3rd, AMA.

It's going to be a hard hit: we have five kids, all under age 10.

Thanks for the new tag support, Latest Chatty devs!

http://chattypics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_zxt18zvkqs.jpg

Just emailed the recruiter and welp:

The email account that you tried to reach does not exist.

My wife's sister just started getting into making cakes

Look at this!

https://i.imgur.com/m9yvq8w.jpg

Today was cancelled, because the moron brother in law with 5 kids thought he caught his wife's "cold," realized he couldn't smell gasoline when filling up his car after going to the movies, and then went to my parents in laws house because he and his family had no COVID tests. He then tested positive at their house. He's also a special education teacher, so he may have exposed his students too. This is also the same brother in law who didn't vaccinate his kids, one who has severe asthma, because they thought the vaccine could be bad for the kid with asthma, as if the virus itself would somehow be better. Now we're just waiting to see how many family members he managed to infect.

How was your day at work??

Big office meeting today. 12 of us cramped into the conference room. Big boss talking about how we’re losing two of our major staff members (law firm) and how we need to pull together and tighten up and how we need to step up our collections and be more like our “Indian Jew over here” (pointing to me as an effort to compliment me on my ability to collect on our legal bills)

Not missing a beat during the awkward pause that followed, the second in command follows up with “but can he be bothered to get of his damn phone during this meeting”

My follow up was me giving her a death stare followed by me slowly raising my empty hands (big boss was sitting next to me and saw my empty lap) and saying “wrong about the phone and not really sure about how the bigoted comment helps the meeting, but let’s continue with pulling together”

So my day was great.