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  I believe you can play offline without buying it if you have logged on at least once before, someone corr... : Nerdsbeware
  • i did this about a dozen times i'm not sure what i could be doing wrong : aurealis
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  You have to purchase Minecraft to play Alpha/Survival/The fun mode. : Haxim
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    i want to do what the x guy does in his vids http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bh4EexJO4I&feature=related : aurealis
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      Then you should give notch some money and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. : Haxim
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        done and done. only if msync is there though : aurealis
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          i'm going in. i'm so excited. am i really limited to this tiny window? : aurealis
          • f11 = fullscreen f5= 3rd person : TroZ
          • Hit the Maximize button or hit F11, but F11 crashes 100% of the time for me now, as does Far render dista... : AgentPothead
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            i'm having so much goddamn fun right now : aurealis
            • seriously nothing else i've found can satisfy my ocd like this game : aurealis
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    I purchased the game after playing classic for a while. How do I access the other modes (I'm still new to... : uglysad
    • Once you buy it, login to Minecraft.net and you should see links to play Alpha (the latest) right on the ... : Haxim
    • http://minecraft.net right under the Minecraft logo in the top center click th eMinecraft Alpha Downloa... : TroZ
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  apparently i'm banned from mercs server now? i didn't grief anyone regardless what people were saying. b... : multisync
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    I SAW you burn down sparkly's zen garden. Don't try to deny it. : Haxim
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      how is that even possible? i wasn't online yesterday and i didn't learn how to use fire until last night ... : multisync
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        and i've never even seen you online : multisync
        • lol mac users trying to play games!!!! gb2blogs : Downforce
      • Where do you get coal??? : MagicWishMonkey
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        Are you calling me a liar?! I happen to be a well respected evil mastermind of the Shack Minecraft commun... : Haxim
        • It's true, he's a real cockbarge but he's a respectable cockbarge. : Hemtroll
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        multisync, we ALL saw. : The Grolar Bear
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          isnt multisync an admin? lol this doesnt add up : Chandler55
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            SOUNDS LIKE A MYSTERY, GANG. : Fenring42
            • Old man Winters! : uglysad
    • BUSTED LOL video of Sparkly's burning minecraft stuff plz : ctlaltl33t
    • lol : historyinthemaking
    • It couldn't have been msync, he has been banned since Sep 27, 2010 12:25am CST. : Vividvoid
    • Couldn't have been, he was banned before the garden fire : foo
    • Griefing is the only good thing about minecraft MP right now. : crazywigga
    • You guys know you can spoof names, right? : Fenring42
  • I believe in multisync. : ArB
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  Hijack (?) - I just bought the game and it seems to have some bad bugs: 1 - playing offline, after an ... : noven
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    Turn your view distance down a notch. : Haxim
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      Ok I fucking lolled : Solstice
      • :D : MrBig0
    • Yeah turning the view distance down solves the hitching for me. : datoo
  • Also, its Alpha. That's like pre beta. Its going to have lots of bugs. : mlev
• you should just purchase it regardless : Modica Sol Solis
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  I have never played this game but this video made me cry from laughing so hard: (Borrowed from http://ww... : Omaha
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    Hahaha what happened here? Did he lose all that gold?

    Sep 28, 2010 6:00pm PDT
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    Hahaha what happened here? Did he lose all that gold? : Rasnowl
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      no, anything in his inventory falls to the ground. the thing that made him yell is a creeper. they cree... : valael
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        Aw ok. His reaction was funny but if there was something at stake that would've been funnier : Rasnowl
        • your stuff is pretty much completely safe unless you die around lava. if stuff falls in lava it's gone f... : valael
      • Actually he probably did because when you exited the crafting box it throws everything in the box on the ... : johnlocks
    • I have no idea but his reaction kills me every time : Omaha
    • He was right by a bunch of full chests - do creepers destroy chests? : Fooldozer
    • If he doesn't get back in time, 24 hour minecraft period I think then all the stuff that was on him disap... : Fpsnut
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    omg, LMFAO : royalally
    • this is amazing, i'm in tears here : royalally
  • gold bars in an L shape summons a creeper apparently? : grendel
  • loooool : aurealis
  • HOLY LOL!! : uebersoldat
  • Oh my fucking lol. I crack up every time I see this. : Danny5225
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    That is really fuckin hilarious. So is this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_S_7DRfCow&NR=1 Renewed ... : Magus
    • That is the perfect follow-up to the first one. : RomSteady
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      hahahah wtf,, dude?! I've never such bad luck with creepers before. Its almost like they spawn right on h... : BackSinner
      • I've turned around to see a creeper right behind me before an instant before death. Scares the living sh... : GloriousCow
    • lmfao, awesome : zombie man
    • LMAO holy shit this game is like FEAR or something : Downforce
    • LOL : The Grolar Bear
    • oh man LOL : inf3d3l
    • LOL : shirif
    • haha man those guys are fucks : aurealis
    • Awesome : Godhatesfatpeople
    • that scream was absolute terror : mindshot
    • OMG I laughed so hard. : HL3dsx
    • omg : GloriousCow
    • ahahaha : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    Holy shit this is also really funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCupMnuMDeY : Magus
    • lol @ the sheep : Fenring42
    • I love the emergent gameplay here. Uses the physics/rules of the world to do something that the developer... : Modulus
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      What are those gears? : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
      • Just edited sprites. : AgentPothead
      • Gears were in Indev, but were removed in the alpha. They didn't do anything, anyway. : DrWaffles
    • that is awesome : megarust32
    • i was hoping he'd show the chest having a full of porks : Chandler55
  • haaaahahaha : riptyde
  • This video is not available on mobile :( : foo
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    Funniest Minecraft vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnjSWPxJxNs had me cryin' : Wikus Van De Merwe
    • "...Uh oh." : Jumperus
    • yup, this one is still the champ : CecilPhilpot
    • ah the burning house, knew it! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • What is this not available on mobile bullshit? : Agrona
• i got it during free weekend and I can play offline. i have a nice castle and underground mines. but I w... : radula
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  I just bought it and I have no idea what to do? Just hit blocks with... my hands and other blocks to find... : theydobecauseitis
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    Once you've collected a bit of wood you'll want to make a workbench so you can make bigger and better thi... : GloriousCow
    • Thank you very much! : theydobecauseitis