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I had a m8 who i thought would be interested in my SC2 friend key, but he hasn't gotten back to me for ~48 hours now, so it's your turn.
Give me sob stories, and convince me to give you my key. The best story wins.
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I was generally non-compliant with the officers at the station, and was brutalized and harassed by Art Galt, the sheriff's cruel head deputy and closest friend. While being processed, I had flashbacks to my time as a prisoner of war. When Galt and two other officers attempted to dry-shave me with a straight razor, I had a flashback to being tortured in a North Vietnamese P.O.W. Camp and lost control. I escaped on instinct using my military training. I fought my way out of the station beating up most of the officers, threw a civilian off a motorcycle and stole it, and was pursued off-road into the nearby mountains. The deputies were eventually forced to search for me on foot, and I climbed down onto a steep cliff to elude capture. After spotting me from a helicopter, Galt blatantly disregarded protocol and attempted to shoot me in cold blood! I dropped into a mass of trees, and cornered, threw a rock at the helicopter in self-defense. The helicopter pitched and Galt, the passenger, fell to his death. Teasle, who did not see Galt's attempt to kill me, vowed to avenge his friend's death.
Teasle led his deputies into the woods in an attempt to capture me. The deputies were inexperienced and bicker, particularly after learning over the radio about my combat experience and status as a war hero. I quickly disabled the small, disorganized team using guerrilla tactics and booby traps, severely wounding — but not killing — the deputies. In the chaos, I isolated and confronted Teasle with a knife to the throat. "Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go", I warned, before disappearing into the woods. A base camp was assembled near the site and the National Guard was called in. United States Special Forces Colonel Sam Trautman soon arrived, taking credit for training me. He was surprised to find any of the deputies still alive, and warned that it would be safer to let me go and find me after the situation had calmed down. Teasle refused to give in.
I was eventually cornered by the National Guard in a mine entrance. The inexperienced guardsmen fired a disposable M72 LAW rocket launcher at me, collapsing the mine and trapping me inside! They assumed I was dead. However, unbeknownst to my pursuers, I had escaped into the tunnels of the mine. I found some old fuel and made an improvised torch. After wading through waist‑deep water and fighting off rats, I found an exit, near a main road. I hijacked a passing Army truck and returned to town, crashing it into a gas station. I blocked the highway to anyone in pursuit by igniting the spilled fuel with a Zippo lighter. Now armed with an M60 machine gun, I destroyed a sporting goods shop and a few other businesses (all of which was done to keep Teasle off balance) before making my way to the police station, where Teasle awaited on the roof.
Eventually I entered the police station. Teasle spotted me and fired at me, but missed. I shot back at Teasle, injuring him. Teasle fell through the roof onto the floor. I stepped over him, prepared to kill him. Before I could shoot Teasle, Colonel Trautman appeared and told me that there is no hope of escaping alive. I, now surrounded by the police, raged about the horrors of war, and the difficulties I had faced adapting to civilian life. I wept as I recounted a particularly gruesome story about witnessing my friend's death. I then turned myself in to Trautman, and was arrested.
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