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There will be no glory, not for him and not for you. UtilityMaximizer has grown old and weak. The treads on his King Tiger II squeak and grind under their layers of dirt and rust. Your commander has collapsed upon his own weight and his reign of steaming hot 103mm vengeance has come to an end.
You want your glory? You wish to bathe in the light of the flaming wreckage that highlights victory? Then you should look to the skies, for it is there that you will find what you seek. The Spitfires fly on, guns blazing, mowing down the unsuspecting legions below... Each bomb crafted to leave you a flaming, twisted reminder of your ground-based inferiority. And the white-hot path of destruction the B-17 paves... Know that it will lead to heart of your doomed defiance.
You will find your glory this day my friend... If you do not take to the skies and find it here with us, then it is we who will lead you and your tanks to it. We will remove you and your ilk from the field of battle with each 2000 lb. bundle of fiery redemption that we release from on high.
Look up, steel battalions! Look up, for your redemption draweth nigh!!
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