Jay and Silent Bob Taking Gaming In The Duo's First Video Game

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Kevin Smith is still making movies. Really, that should probably be the headline here. Red State was pretty decent, if not bizarre. Tusk had some ingenious body horror that really faltered up until about a third of the way through the movie, but that walrus suit was pretty sweet. Oh, and Jason Mewes still exists, puttering around with Kevin Smith. So for some reason they're teaming up with the hopes of crowdfunding a game using Fig.

Now, now. You might think Kevin Smith has enough money to fund a game himself, what with Clerks being the cult hit it was and people still quoting it to this day for reasons which I cannot fathom. In any case, the game's called Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch, and Kevin and Jason have teamed up with Interabang Entertainment to make it a thing.

Chronic Blunt Punch is a side-scrolling 2.5D multiplayer brawler where Jay and Silent Bob have to seek out their "long-lost pot customers" who are trapped in an Orwellian mega super shopping mall. It is a "Utopian labyrinth" and you've got to clear out the mall as you head through it, likely kicking, punching, and slapping anyone who gets in your way.

Getting a look at early images of the game, however, I think it should have been an RPG rather than yet another brawling game. These graphics lend themselves well to what could be an interesting and surreal RPG, but instead we'll probably be stuck with lackluster multiplayer button-mashing. Kevin Smith is surprisingly insightful in many of his projects, so maybe this will be more interesting than it sounds.

If you want to be involved, you can head over to the project's Fig page and fund it youself.

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    February 23, 2016 12:50 PM

    Brittany Vincent posted a new article, Jay and Silent Bob Taking Gaming In The Duo's First Video Game

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      February 23, 2016 12:53 PM

      Seems about 9 years too late.

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        February 23, 2016 12:57 PM

        Nah, seems way to early to me.

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        February 23, 2016 12:58 PM

        I'm gonna say 15 years too late.

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          February 23, 2016 2:01 PM

          Yeah, a GBA-era handheld J&SB action RPG would have went over very well around the time that Strikes Back was released, but no one in their right mind would have touched that with a 10 meter cattle prod. A game, based on a series of pretty hard R rated movies (ostensibly with drug references), that the highest grossing of which was a controversial religious comedy (Dogma was his highest grosser to date and Strikes Back barely made more money than Dogma).

          Heck, even one based on the all-too-short lived Clerks cartoon would have went well and fit with the source material but that ship sailed a long time ago. If the Penny Arcade guys could make like, 4 games or whatever they ended up with, it is surprising (but not that surprising) that someone would have made a game based on Kevin Smith's Viewaskewniverse before now, when 50 Fingers is making...what, the third of his trilogy of terrible horror films, then Mallrats 2 and then Clerks 3?

          Back to the well, indeed.

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      February 23, 2016 1:55 PM

      Wow, I have some disdain for lunchbox as well after all these years, but that's some pretty snarky coverage. And an unfair jab at Clerks! Were you not supposed to be here today? ;)

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        February 24, 2016 9:22 AM

        I don't like Clerks. But I do happen to like Kevin Smith and most of his work, but I'm not a fan of the way this looks.

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